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Song Parodies -> "Sheer Crudeness"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sheer Crudeness"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of the "White Trash Album" at,23011.0.html
Sheer Crudeness, Smell like old trout won't ba-a-athe
Sheer Crudeness, Heat in cattle pla-ay-ay-ayyyy

Your son is up he's drinking brew
He's pitiful, and so are you

Sheer Crudeness, Don't you wash mouth? It slays
Sheer Crudeness, Eating road-kill pi-i-ies
Sheer Crudeness, Need no money, gu-uy-uy-uyyyyyyyys

Your mom's a ho, who gets no flings
Your car won't start, nor anything

Sheer Crudeness, Yeah, Your huntin' pup he hides

Look around (found pound browned hound mounds)
Look around found (pound browned hound mounds)
Look around, Ewww-wwwwwwww-wwwwwwww-www

Sheer Crudeness, Have no teeth when sm-i-i-ile
Sheer Crudeness, What an inbred chi-i-i-illlld

The clouds from weed, a hazy brain
Or it would be, if one of them

Sheer Crudeness, You remind me of the bile
Sheer Crudeness, What a lousy refrain
Sheer Crudeness

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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alvin rhodes - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
ya hit the nail on the head
Stuart McArthur - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
the more I think about the idea of a "White (Trash) Album" Matthias, the funnier it gets - loved "Your car won't start, nor anything" - 555

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