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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Chew Cats"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Do That"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Chew Cats"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you want something to chase and bite, causing pain
if i catch you stalkin' little roy again
i'm gonna put you down...and stuff your ass
(gonna put you down and stuff your ass)
because i told you before...oh...you can't chew cats

well, its been several times i caught you barkin' at him
do i have to tell you "no felines" each time you're let in ?
you wanna track him down...and start a spat
(wanna track him down and start a spat)
i know i've told you before...oh...you can't chew cats

little tabby's seen
you want to run and hunt and club
that's really mean
you act out this way...you might end up spayed

so please listen to me...just relax and unwind
that cat's hurt and squealin' ?...its because you don't mind
i'm gonna chase you down...and knock you flat
(gonna chase you down and knock you flat)
because i told you before...oh...you can't chew cats

you can't chew cats...you can't chew cats
you can't chew cats...you can't chew cats
you can't chew cats

if that kitty screams
then you're the one behind the stunt
the last eighteen
have all passed away...all murdered, i'd say

your teeth glisten cruelly...as you bare your canines
you can't help your feelings...you just hate all felines
you wanna toss 'em 'round...this way and that
(wanna toss 'em 'round this way and that)
i know i've told you before...oh...you can't chew cats

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John Barry - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Doggone! Wish I'd thought of this. Feline fives.
Paul Robinson - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Har! But alvin, you CAN chew cats...if you're Korean...(OOH, that's really bad)...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and paul
AFW - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Sometimes pets fight like cats and dogs..nice and homey...
TJC - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff! Hopfully 555 will help cover your vet bills!
Johnny D - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
WOOF MRRROOWWWRRRR pant pant pant 555
Red Ant - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Most dogs learn this when the cat swipes his nose and leaves the dog wimpering and bleeding, lol.
Dee Range - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff, alvin. Dog-a-liscious 5's
Meriadoc - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I keep telling my dog "Kitties are your frieeeeends". He believes it, but the cats don't....
Peregrin - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one Alvin :)
alvin rhodes - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW TJC johnny red ant dee merry and peregrin
Ravyn Rant - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the time Rex dropped a kitten in the hot tub...trying to make cat stew, I guess...555

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