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Song Parodies -> "All You Need Is Liz"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need Is Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All You Need Is Liz"

Parody Written by:

Spoof-Man

The Lyrics

I went to Kemah, Tx lasst week and eat at a sea food place the Flying Duchman and my waitress was Liz, never got a last name but oh well this is what came out of it!
L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z,
L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z.
There's no-one who can do a better job than any one .
She can wait on you better than any th-i-i-i-ng, at the
Fly-i-i-ng Dutch-man rester-ont.

Nothing you can say but that..
She's s-a-a-a-sy.

There's no-one who can take your food order like she can, with a warm smile that'll warm the heart.

Liz will serve you way better then any waitress that's ever served
Nothing you can say will stop me from telling you that..
She's s-a-a-a-sy.

Your waiters should be L-i-i-i-z, cause all you really need is L-i-i-i-z,
Your waiters should be L-i-i-i-z,
L-i-i-i-z should be the waitress that y-o-o-o-o-u should n-e-e-e-e-d.

YES!!
L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z,
L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z.

All you should need is L-i-i-i-z, All you should need is L-i-i-i-z,
All you should need is L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z is all you
n-e-e-e-e-d.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can find a cuter waitress because..
She's s-a-a-a-sy.

All you need is L-i-i-i-z, all you need is L-i-i-i-z,
All you need is L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z is who should wait on y-o-o-u.
All you need is L-i-i-i-z (all together now)
All you need is L-i-i-i-z (everybody)
All you need is L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z is who should wait on y-o-o-u,

cause... She's s-a-a-a-sy.
YES!!
L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z,
L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z, L-i-i-i-z......
(fades out with an echo in the last 2 lines)
hope you like and please commint!

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Spoof-Man - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I realize now that puting rester-ount was nt a good idea
Kat - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Never heard of a muse who took orders before.
Spoof-Man - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for th commit Kat, but what does a muse have to do with the song!

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