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Song Parodies -> "Got To Get Food Into My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Got To Get You Into My Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Got To Get Food Into My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you're skin and bones...ribs poke your sides
i start to notice all the signs there
your looks erode...your weight declines
i start to wonder if you dine there
food...to the table, i'll lead you
food...if i have to, i'll feed you
every single day of your life

you don't want buns...you don't want fries
you said a carrot stick would hold you
and when its gone...i hoped in time
you'd eat again or i would scold you
food...you are much too thin, dear me
food...clean your plate, do you hear me ?
say you'll eat a little every day

got to get food into my wife

want cans of stew ?...want cans of peas ?
i'll dump a few right on your plate there
if you chew...i'll feel relief
cause when you do, you'll gain some weight there
food...to the table, i'll lead you
food...if i have to, i'll feed you
every single day of your life

got to get food into my wife

got to get food into my wife

no skin and bones...just fleshy sides
i start to notice your behind there
you overload...oh me oh my
it seems you've kinda lost your mind there

a double chin upon you
gotta tell ya, you got two
still you eat away
big ol' wife

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Lionel Mertens - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Hear's some big healthy looking 5's for ya
Johnny D - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Tell her to read Rick Duncan's parody of "Penny Lane".
Paul Robinson - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
What, another "Ann Coulter" piece? OH...wait...this is about a more GENERIC anorexic woman...tossing you three bony five's with no meat on them whatsoever ~ ~ ~
MasonR - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
My wife's on Weight Watchers--this gave us both a good laugh!
alvin rhodes - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lionel johnny paul and mason
2Eagle - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Two 5's but a 3 for humor. That sounds like a real problem.
Michael Pacholek - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, Alvin, you managed to either A) get Calista Flockhart away from Harrison Ford, or B) get Lara Flynn Boyle away from Jack Nicholson!
alvin rhodes - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle and michael
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, but at first, I thought you had written "Got to get you into my wife." I guess that wouldn't have made it past the censors though... 5-5-5
Paul Robinson - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't be so sure, Mac...it's really hard to say sometimes.
Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
what you don't get into her, you could always send to Linda Ronstadt, Alvin - don't want it to go to waste (gee, Kirsty Alley used to be the easy goto gag there) - lol - 555
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks mr macphisto and stuart

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