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Song Parodies -> "He's, Squeezing"

Original Song Title:

"Please, Please Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"He's, Squeezing"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Lets say I wrap this snake "round my neck
I've just gotta see what's it like, heck
Hold on! (Hold on!)
Hold on! (Hold on!)
Hold on! (Hold on!)
Hold on! (Hold on!)
He's, squeezing, oooh no!
Now I squeeze too!

I don't need help to choke his throat, cough (feigning coughing)
Why do I always have to show, off?
Hold on! (Hold on!)
Hold on! (Hold on!)
Hold on! (Hold on!)
Hold on! (Hold on!)
Me's, queasy, oooh no!
Now I needs you!

I don't wanna call Steve Irvin'
"Cause I can't clear all this phlegm in my throat (in my throat)
I am barely breathin' I'm noosed!
I'm so mad I'm seething profuse!
Whoa waaah!
No air through turns me puce!

That's when I signal out to my kite
He knows how to give a fatal snake bite
Talons! (Talons!)
Talons! (Talons!)
Talons! (Talons!)
Talons! (Talons!)
He's, seizing, oooh yeah!
And I'm pleased Wheeew!

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Susanna Viljanen - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
If you are ever attacked by a python or anaconda, lift up your arms and let it wrap around you - just make sure your arms are free. Then grab the snake on its throat and squeeze with all you can. The snake will get strangled faster than you and loosen its grip.
AFW - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I got all choked up reading this...but, I was not Boa'd
alvin rhodes - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
charmin'
Lionel Mertens - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
You guys are too punny.
Rick C - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Crikey! That was a close one! 555.
Lionel Mertens - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick C, Alvin, and AFW.
MrMacphisto - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm pleased to give you 5's for this...
Stuart McArthur - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
whoa, nice lucky escape, Lionel!! - you KNEW that kite would repay your kindness one day - and nice work getting all the rhymes in as you were being slowly choked to death - great pacing and rhymes - 555
Lionel Mertens - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Thanks Mr. Mac, and Stuart.
poomaster - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Great work! 555!

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