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Song Parodies -> "You Could Really Use Some 'Secret'"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Wanna Know A Secret ?"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Could Really Use Some 'Secret'"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you wanna know the reason people snub you ?
you wanna know the reason folks are scared ?

listen...you could really use some 'secret'
cause you're famous for your smell
whoa oh oh

closer ?...i am close enough right here
any closer, i would fear
i'd be smelling you

listen...you could really use some 'secret'
your aroma reeks like hell
whoa oh oh

closer ?...i stand ten feet to the rear
even then, my eyes may tear
just from smelling you

just try some 'secret' for a week or two
see how it goes
just please do

listen...you could really use some 'secret'
and your funk, it would dispel
whoa oh oh

closer ?...let me make this crystal clear
we've all had it up to here
we all say P.U.

ooh, ooh ooh ooh..ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh..ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh

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Lionel Mertens - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Poor girl. 5's
AFW - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This rises way above the pits..fives high
Ravyn Rant - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW took the words right out of my mouth. 555
John Barry - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
It's because your sweat glands secrete. 555
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lionel AFW ravyn and john
Stephen Harrington - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I trust you're ability to pace, so 555.
Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This one doesn't stink at all! Loved it. 555
Johnny D - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
She probably needs to use so much aluminum (or, for you Brits out there, aluminium) chlorhydrate that she'd set off the airport metal detector. 555 milligrams per hair-inch.
Adagio - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh Good parody.
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stephen kristof johnny and adagio
Rick C - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
It ain't a secret for long. 555
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick
Stuart McArthur - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"and your funk, it would dispel" - sheer poetry alvin - LOL - 555
Spaff.com - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh. I've been debating doing something similar with the brand "Always."
alvin rhodes - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stuart and spaff
karaokequeen70 - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
kind of funky....good job

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