I saw the news today oh boy
About an undead man who left the grave
His rotting face looked really bad
Bit someone in his path
It was a real blood bath
They blew his brains out in a bar
They had to stop him, he was so deranged
A crowd of people looked so scared
They saw such blood and gore
Then a zombie came and tore an arm off someone on the floor

I might get killed today oh boy
There's zombies pounding loud on my front door
And I could smell their flesh decay
I could not bear to look
My hands really shook.
Your brain they'll feed upon

Woke up, got out of bed
Then I saw some living dead
Found my way downstairs and I threw up,
And looking up I saw was too late.
Cleared my throat and grabbed my bat
Went to knock those zombies flat
Found my way upstairs, saw undead folk
A window broke and then I began to scream

Ahhhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! (Etcetera)

I saw blood spew today oh boy
Four thousand zombies moaning I can hear
I think I'll hold out in a mall
No way to kill them all
Now how can I get away and run down to the shopping mall?
Your brain they'll feed upon