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Song Parodies -> "Kick 'Em When He's Down"

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The Beatles

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"Kick 'Em When He's Down"

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The Lyrics

I wrote this song years ago when my daughter and I were discussing the mistake she made when she married her first husband. Trust me when I say that boy deserves to be in prison for life.
The day before
I began to love you more and more
Now you're nothing but a fest'ring sore
Oh I wish I could slam that door
In your face
You're not a third the man I thought you'd be
You're no more than a big dick, you see
I wish you would hang from a tree

You're a reprobate, section eight, we should castrate
You're not right in the head
So drop dead
And go away

In the past
Life with you was such a gas
Now you're just a big pain in my *ss
It's such a shame you have no class


Upon a time
Life with you was so sublime
Because you're alive
Wow, what a crime
You're nothing but a ball of slime

You ain't worth a f---ing dime
The words may sound vindictive, but it was a catharsis and to do with humor (albeit dark humor) is a plus

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