Here come a frat boy
He bring half of his house with
He wear Volcom T-shirt
He smoke Marlbor' Red Box
He got buzz cut and goatee
Got to be a loser cuz he's a ZBT

He hit on skank ho
She wear low cut flimsy
She bounce hefty cleavage
She smoke Newport Menthol
He slur "Hey want you, drink from me"
Leeringly she tell him "Okay sure one more please"

Hey Bartender
One Sex
On the Beach

Here sit some geezer
He misogynistic
He smoke El Producto
He say "Whippersnapper!"
He got gout and arthritic knee
Say he fought in World War II and killed Japanese

Hey Bartender
Malt Scotch
And a beer

He concert goer
Drink to early morning
Big shot front row squatter
He smoke Camel filtered
Hey say "Man I love the Boy's Beastie"
Bang his head make devil sign then "WOOO" do he scream

Jaegermeister
No tip
Frickin' cheap!

Hey Bartender...
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