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Song Parodies -> "Hey Bartender"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Bartender"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm sure those in the service industry have experienced similar customers. And my apologies to any Zebe's out there...
Here come a frat boy
He bring half of his house with
He wear Volcom T-shirt
He smoke Marlbor' Red Box
He got buzz cut and goatee
Got to be a loser cuz he's a ZBT

He hit on skank ho
She wear low cut flimsy
She bounce hefty cleavage
She smoke Newport Menthol
He slur "Hey want you, drink from me"
Leeringly she tell him "Okay sure one more please"

Hey Bartender
One Sex
On the Beach

Here sit some geezer
He misogynistic
He smoke El Producto
He say "Whippersnapper!"
He got gout and arthritic knee
Say he fought in World War II and killed Japanese

Hey Bartender
Malt Scotch
And a beer

He concert goer
Drink to early morning
Big shot front row squatter
He smoke Camel filtered
Hey say "Man I love the Boy's Beastie"
Bang his head make devil sign then "WOOO" do he scream

No tip
Frickin' cheap!

Hey Bartender...
Hey Bartender...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Adagio - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not familiar with the subject matter, but good pacing.
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like you've been to New Brunswick recently. Adagio: I'll just bet.
McKludge - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Never been there, farthest north I've been is Maine. But bars and their patrons are the same everywhere.
littleCupCakes - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This is CABO-WABO for sure!! Perhaps this will be the scene in Tampa very soon, Sir ??
McKludge - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks again LCC. It's nice to see someone going through the archives. Yeah, there's bound to be some drinkin' in Tampa, even if it's only me.
unKnown - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . but Sir, will there be any thinkin' in Tampa ? ? ?

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