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Song Parodies -> "I Want Facts, Ma'am"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Facts, Ma'am"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...as sung by sgt. joe friday......
let me show my identity
ol' badge seven-fourteen is me
and i want facts, ma'am
yeah, just the facts, ma'am

there is no crime, i deem too small
i may investigate them all
and i want facts, ma'am
yeah, just the facts, ma'am

if you steal a car...i'll block the street
if you're dealing drugs...i'll put on heat
if you murder, cold...you'll get hot seat
if you try to stalk...i'll see you're beat
facts, ma'am

(jack webb plays blistering solo)

and i want facts, ma'am
yeah, just the facts, ma'am

i'll ask you if you know the score
(ah-ah...don't be fibbin')
if you don't squawk, i'll press some more
(ha ha...truth, complete)
and i want facts, ma'am
yeah, just the facts, ma'am

now, witnesses should be advised
(facts, ma'am)
declare, if any, all your lies
(facts, ma'am)
and i want facts, ma'am
yeah, just the facts, ma'am

cause i'm workin' for L.A.P.D.
facts, ma'am

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The Virgin Connie Swale - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Ohhhhh, Joooooooooe!
Ravyn Rant - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, the first laugh of the day. Great job! 555
Johnny D - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
His name's alvin ... he carries a badge ... of LAUGHTER!
Phil Alexander - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
You do not have to comment anything, but it may harm your defence if you ... hold on a sec... OK, I'll come quietly (as the actress probably didn't say to the bishop)
Stephen Harrington - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very good detective work sgt. Alvin.
PMS - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Your badge number is 555
AFW - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
You have definitely Jacked up the Webbsite with this..and I'm draggin a net of fives for ya'....very clever and humorous write, here..
Chris Wolvie - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! Good blend of Fab Four and "Nick At Nite's TV Land". All 5s...out of 5!
Larry Hensley - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome parody
alvin rhodes - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks "connie" ravyn johnny phil stephen PMS AFW chris and larry
Michael Pacholek - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Not bad. Wish I'd thought of it. Wait a minute, I did, two years ago, and you even liked it, Alvin: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles619.shtml

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