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Song Parodies -> "Back In The Poo (As It Were)"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The USSR"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Back In The Poo (As It Were)"

Parody Written by:

Timothy Mayfield

The Lyrics

Used to work for Connie Chung on live TV
Didn't get her hair just right
Not much pay but I still brag about my fee
Though getting canned can sometimes bite

I'm back in the poo as it were
No, there's not much left to infer Roy
Back in the poo as it were

Been so hard to overcome my big disgrace
Make my living from a comb
Got a job just trimming hair at Johnny's Place
Now he sports a shiny dome

I'm back in the poo as it were
No, there's not much left to infer Roy
Back in the poo, yeah
Back in the poo, yeah
Back in the poo as it were

Well the failure blues they cold-cocked me south
Life ain't been none too kind
No, my bad luck's never left no doubt
I guess I ain't been hard to fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-find

Oh come on, oh no...

I'm back in the poo as it were
No, there's not much left to infer Roy
Back in the poo as it were

Thanks to all the news I just lost my clout
About to lose my mind
I can't speak nice I should shut my mouth
Those people make me wanna mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mmmm!!

Yeah and I'm still in shock 'cause Don King threw me out
No use putting on the charm
Looks like I've got dibs on this year's winning drought
At least I came to no harm

I'm back in the poo as it were
No, there's not much left to infer Roy
Back in the poo as it were

[I sure could use more money
But I'm back...]

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Rick C - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Good to hear from you, Tim. We've missed your style of humor, as displayed in this here parody. 555
TJC - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny... it reeks of personal experience or are you channeling? 5's
Larry Hensley - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice wacky stuff here
Timothy Mayfield - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick C - thanks, I am back in college (As it were) TJC - thanks, I am channeling, right now it is channel 5 Larry - thanks I'm kind of surprised there were no limp votes...

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