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Song Parodies -> "Celibate"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Celibate"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Get the wax out of yer ears, boys....it makes a difference
Celibate
I had plans with some new girl to rut
But her words just slammed me in the gut
She told me "Dee, I'm celibate"

Suddenly
All my plans had turned to fantasy
I felt blue balls comin' over me
My gonads cursed me, sullenly

Why...they
Turn so blue, wouldn't you, if you were nuts?
They...were
All charged up, now pent up, she's celibate

Celibate
Hoped she was an easy classy slut
Liked her booby bounce as she would strut
But no, she said, "I'm celibate"

Why...she's
Such a tease, were my pleas, then she said "What???"
"You...heard...something wrong all along
I'm 'sellin' butt' "

Sellin' butt
Such a difference there from celibate
I'll just skip the rest it's too much smut
But I'm relieved, not celibate

Humm humm humm humm humm hum hum

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Michael Pacholek - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
So, baby likes to give back! It, uh, beats the alternative!
alvin rhodes - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
the lamentful tone matches the original song, wonderfully
Rick C - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad it worked out for ya! Your parody is a hoot. 555
Kat - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
GROAN
TJC - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with alvin that the tone of the song matches the original--a wet dream of congruence! 5's
DR. (NOT!) TOMMY TURTLE - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Dee, I know you don't have time to go running all over the site, so before doing anything else on this site I'm reprinting late comment to our thread at "Dee Range, Well" - been tryin' to get you since. Dee, I didn't realize that the hospital itself had changed its name from American Biologics Clinic to "Hospital Ingles" (English Hospital). Call the hospital directly at 800-227-4458 or 619-429-8200, tomorrow if no answer tonight. Let them know of the urgency of the situation. Be prepared for some broken English; it's been years since I visited. It's still going to work out. Hospital Website: 3w.ingleshospital.com/ btw, if you would like to talk , click my author name and there is enuf info there to email me a ph# -- or go to Tommy's website: geo cities. com / tom mythedan cingtur tle (remove all spaces between "geo" and "tle") and pull the address from there - (username listed) at yeehaw daht calm. (sorry, but I hate spambots) Sorry for shouting - been trying to reac hyou for three days. :)
Dee Range - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
MP, alvin. Rick C., Kat, TJC, and Tommy 'DR' Turtle, thanks all for the votes and comments. TT, I sent you an email...hope it got there...and thanks for all your help.
TT - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Will check, but now for your song.... I love a happy ending!!! "rut" and "if you were nuts" were very clever. 555, and more happy endings!
TT - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Apparently not. To heck with the bots: tommy nospaces the nospaces dancing nospaces turtle at yooha daht calm. I'm "working", but will check as can.
Stephen Harrington - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehehe... 555.
AFW - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Good and funny cel, and sell..5's
PMS - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's $555 have yourself a ball!
carol - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG! I can't believe I missed this one eariler! 5's
Dee Range - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen, AFW, PMS, and carol....thanks so much. Votes and comments are always appreciated. Everybody's support here is helping me get through the toughest time of my life...thanks again, to all of you..
Stuart McArthur - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
very funny twist and wordplay, Dee, and great catch on the "celibate/sellinbutt" ironic coincidence - 555
Dee Range - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu
Larry Hensley - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny song and ending, fives
Red Ant - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Since no one else has mentioned it yet, the outro was perhaps the best part - turning the humming into a hummer. I was expecting a nun joke from the title, but the parody delivered most unorthodox wordplay. 5s.
Royce Miller - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Timeless.
Dee Range - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry, Red Ant, and Royce, thanks so much for the votes and comments....always appreciated.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Other good lines have already been pointed out, butt my favorite was ""I felt blue balls comin' over me". :-)
Stephen Harrington - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Saw your comment on my "Been A Son". Here are the URLs: 3w.animeboredom.co.uk/Uploads/Areview/24721103245670.jpg Dejiko(left), Puchiko(right) and Gema(above) 3w.animeboredom.co.uk/Uploads/Areview/24731103245670.jpg From left to right: Mee-K, Dejiko, Puchiko, Gema(Yellow ball) and Rinna.
Tim Hall - April 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Yesterday has to be the most ofter parodied song on Amiright - and this is the best of them all!

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