So, baby likes to give back! It, uh, beats the alternative!

the lamentful tone matches the original song, wonderfully

Glad it worked out for ya! Your parody is a hoot. 555

GROAN

I agree with alvin that the tone of the song matches the original--a wet dream of congruence! 5's

Dee, I know you don't have time to go running all over the site, so before doing anything else on this site I'm reprinting late comment to our thread at "Dee Range, Well" - been tryin' to get you since. Dee, I didn't realize that the hospital itself had changed its name from American Biologics Clinic to "Hospital Ingles" (English Hospital). Call the hospital directly at 800-227-4458 or 619-429-8200, tomorrow if no answer tonight. Let them know of the urgency of the situation. Be prepared for some broken English; it's been years since I visited. It's still going to work out. Hospital Website: 3w.ingleshospital.com/ btw, if you would like to talk , click my author name and there is enuf info there to email me a ph# -- or go to Tommy's website: geo cities. com / tom mythedan cingtur tle (remove all spaces between "geo" and "tle") and pull the address from there - (username listed) at yeehaw daht calm. (sorry, but I hate spambots) Sorry for shouting - been trying to reac hyou for three days. :)

MP, alvin. Rick C., Kat, TJC, and Tommy 'DR' Turtle, thanks all for the votes and comments. TT, I sent you an email...hope it got there...and thanks for all your help.

Will check, but now for your song.... I love a happy ending!!! "rut" and "if you were nuts" were very clever. 555, and more happy endings!

Apparently not. To heck with the bots: tommy nospaces the nospaces dancing nospaces turtle at yooha daht calm. I'm "working", but will check as can.

Hehehe... 555.

Good and funny cel, and sell..5's

Here's $555 have yourself a ball!

OMG! I can't believe I missed this one eariler! 5's

Stephen, AFW, PMS, and carol....thanks so much. Votes and comments are always appreciated. Everybody's support here is helping me get through the toughest time of my life...thanks again, to all of you..

very funny twist and wordplay, Dee, and great catch on the "celibate/sellinbutt" ironic coincidence - 555

Thanks Stu

Funny song and ending, fives

Since no one else has mentioned it yet, the outro was perhaps the best part - turning the humming into a hummer. I was expecting a nun joke from the title, but the parody delivered most unorthodox wordplay. 5s.

Timeless.

Larry, Red Ant, and Royce, thanks so much for the votes and comments....always appreciated.

Other good lines have already been pointed out, butt my favorite was ""I felt blue balls comin' over me". :-)

Saw your comment on my "Been A Son". Here are the URLs: 3w.animeboredom.co.uk/Uploads/Areview/24721103245670.jpg Dejiko(left), Puchiko(right) and Gema(above) 3w.animeboredom.co.uk/Uploads/Areview/24731103245670.jpg From left to right: Mee-K, Dejiko, Puchiko, Gema(Yellow ball) and Rinna.