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Song Parodies -> "Milf!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Milf!"

Parody Written by:

Shannon Vance

The Lyrics

Now it's a verb...
Milf, I need somebody,
Milf, not just anybody,
Milf, you know it's Stacy's mom, Milf.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never looked at anybody's mother in that way.
But now those days are gone, I'm not so immature,
Now I find I've changed my mind, it's headin' for the sewer.

Milf me if you can, I'm sproutin' wood
And I do appreciate your being lewd.
Milf me, Stacy's mom you're lookin' good,
Won't you please, please Milf me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
Milfing the teacher seems to be the latest craze
But every now and then I date a girl my age,
Cause all the milfs I know are locked up in a cage.

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Shannon V - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Shoulda given a tip o' the hat to Fountains of Wayne for their part in this parody.
LucidLupin - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Could've been more original.....
Shannon V - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Someone else did a parody of Help that was similar?
Red Ant - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Not bad, though the song is longer than this. I did this before, also changing MILF to a verb:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1314.shtml
Shannon V - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, I see.... my face is now appropriately red. Still have to get used to researching the subject before posting. And also, I know that TOS is longer, but the verses repeat. Should I have put in "(repeat)" in my parody? I assumed that people would understand.
Red Ant - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
No problem Shannon V. As for putting "(repeat)", I recommend at least copy/pasting the repeated parts (unless TOS is "Sometimes When We Touch", heh heh). A better way is to vary each repeated verse/chorus, even if just a little bit - it will keep the readers' interest more. Also, the last chorus is not the same as the previous two, it has the additional "help me, help me, ooh". As it isn't an identical chorus, "repeat" shouldn't be used there IMHO.
Larry Hensley - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one

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