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Song Parodies -> "Green Onion"

Original Song Title:

"Glass Onion"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Green Onion"

Parody Written by:

Brad Schuman

The Lyrics

Not to be confused with the Booker T tune..."red onion" would have probably worked just as well.This one's a bust on Tom Cruise.
I told you 'bout druggin' Brooke Sheilds...
Because her "Post Partum" ain't real...
Well here's another thing that I know...
That you didn't know....
Reading books by L. Ron Hubbard...
It gave me vast expertise...
I'm smarter than a Green Onion.

I told you 'bout Katie and me, Matt...
You know that we're as close as can be, Matt...
Well, here's another bud for your bowl...
The bitch was Nicole....
Use my pull to thwart off "South Park", yeah...
I'm a Scientology Narc, yeah...
Thinking with my Green Onion.

Oh yeah....Oh yeah....Oh yeah....Oh yeaaaaaahhhhhhh...
Smarter than a Green Onion.

I told you that a fool needs a pill.....
Why do you all think that I'm "shrill"??.....
Well, now you've cut my interview short....
Don't you have a retort???....
Fixing a public fiasco....
Telling me I need a joint, yeah....
Smelling like a Green Onion.


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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Tommy Turtle - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for clarifying; I was thinking of Booker T... My reaction to Cruise raggin' on Brooke was that he shouldn't judge postpartum depression until he's gone through it himself. Good job sending this a**h*** up. 555
Rick C - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Nicely done to a strange OS. 555
Larry Hensley - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but have some green 5's on this green page

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