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Song Parodies -> "Hares Tearing Everywhere"

Original Song Title:

"Here, There And Everywhere"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hares Tearing Everywhere"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

to lead a better life
we let those buns cruise through here away are those dears
trembling with fright if i lift up my hand
big old mean man
i've got to respond with care

there...running like mad, i declare
white thighs a-streaking
how fast they can be
sometimes, they're sneaking
but quickly, they'll haul, when scared

they're running everywhere
and a few are hiding
'neath the cushions in the chair
but i love them, so i won't be sitting there

going to raise many hares
if not conceiving, at least they will try
they're never shy
i know i'll have pets to spare

they're running everywhere
and they'll never bite me
i know they will treat me fair
i discover that these critters' ire is rare

look how they fly through the air
each one is leaping
they love exercise
joy in their eyes
they're hopping right up the stairs

screwy hares tearing everywhere
hares tearing everywhere

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like you'll have to tear out some hares. Funniest and bunniest one I've read today.
Tommy Turtle - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, I'm becoming a "rabbit" fan of yours.... "Bugs" and all. Three Fives, by a hare. Wait, that's eight 5s... no , thirty-seven.... ninety-two...
alvin rhodes - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and tommy
LucidLupin - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilharious! 555
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lee
Larry Hensley - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
You've gone where the rabbits go, 555's
alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks larry

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