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Song Parodies -> "Blackboard"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Blackboard"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

blackboard figures never turn out right
take that broken chalk, return and try
why oh why
i was only sweatin' out the properties of pi

blackboard figures are a hellish sight
thought i once, was wise, but now i see
this won't fly
i was only wanting X and Y to equal Z

blackboard, wiped
blackboard, wiped
i ain't the type...guess i ain't too bright

blackboard figures are a useless plight
hate those stupid things with all my might
cause me fright
i was only wantin' for the math to turn out right
i was only wantin' for the math to turn out right
i was only wantin' for the math to turn out right
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 7

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LucidLupin LeeBee - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Not 4 and 20 but 555 blackbirds baked in this Pi
AFW - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Slated and slanted in a very good way..fives
Tommy Turtle - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Chalk up another three 5s. What TT said at your other "blackbird" one today.
John Barry - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Good blackboard jingle. 5s
alvin rhodes - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lee AFW tommy and john
Paul Robinson - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm...seems like a "School-themed" day in some respects here at "amiright"...I'm giving you good grades on this...and I'll reconsider all that "Detention" time that you've accumulated in the past...lol...
Dirty Hairy - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
All fives. I just saw a show about a savant from England who could do pi in his head to 20,000 decimal places. That would be one huge blackboard!
Larry Hensley - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, 555+!
alvin rhodes - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul hairy and larry

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