Ah, look at all those Honda buyers,
No, GM cannot con car buyers.

General Motors
Sends lots of cars to its dealers and hopes they get sold,
But they grow old.
The dealers' windows
Showcase overpriced Escalades for people to try,
But they drive by.

All the unsold Buicks,
What's with Park Avenue?
All the unsold Buicks,
Where will they Rendezvous?

High priced consultants
Writing the words to a strategy workers won't like:
"Go take a hike!"
Look at the worker
Building his last Chevrolet before his job is done.
Don't buy that one!

All the unsold Saturns,
Where will they be marooned?
All the unsold Saturns,
Will dealers all get mooned?

Ah, look at all the laid off workers,
Ah, look at all the ticked off workers.

General Motors
Has a new slogan that it is proclaiming with pride:
"Like a rock slide!"
Grossly Mismanaged
Is what GM represents to car buyers today,
They will not pay.

All the lonely dealers,
Where have their buyers gone?
All their old car buyers
Are buying from Nissan.