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Song Parodies -> "Helen Keller"

Original Song Title:

"Helter Skelter"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Helen Keller"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

when we get to the bottom
we go back to the top of the page
where you stop with a lurch
and you fly in a rage
then, its me, that's you're sockin'
and i seize you again...seize you again

do you, don't you want me to reach you ?
you calm it down fast or i just can't teach you
say it, say it, say it...c'mon say what ya oughta
well, a word, you must mutter, and that word is "water"


helen keller...helen keller...helen keller...yeah

a-will you, won't you want me to wake you ?
you've come along fast, and that's cause i make you
read it, read it, read it all with no glancin'
well, a book, you'll be lovin' with those fingers dancin'

helen keller...helen keller...helen keller...ooh
look out...cause here she come

and i bet, if i bought 'em, she'd attack and her digits would glide
wouldn't stop...she would burn...and be filled up inside
and i know if she got 'em, she would read 'em and grin
read 'em and grin

well, do you, don't you want me to bug you
i'm ready to blast, but i'd never slug you
show 'em, show 'em, show ' 'em all what i taught ya
well, you squeaked out a mumble, but the folks all gotcha

hands out ! ...helen keller...helen keller...helen keller
hands out !...helen keller...she's learnin' so fast
yes, she is...yes, she is...learnin' so fast
oh, now, helen keller...woo hoo


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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Agrimorfee - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha, ha, ha! The first parody in history based on "The Miracle Worker"! Not tasteless as one would expect from such an easy title, I love it! 555
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't seen the "The Miracle Worker". 545, only deducted a point in humor out of not fully understanding it. Still very good.
AFW - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Another very good Helen Keller parody...might say, you went to Helen, back...5's
John Barry - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Fine job on a tough one to pace. 5s
Paul Robinson - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Trying to find my way over to the "5" column...think I got it....seriously, well done and very true to the original movie with Anne Bancroft and Patty Duke (at least I THINK that was the main casting)...
alvin rhodes - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks agrimorfee stephen AFW john and paul
Ravyn Rant - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
They could have used this in South Park's "Helen Keller, the Musical". I saw the title and sprayed my monitor with soda. 555

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