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Song Parodies -> "Your Father Standing There"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Your Father Standing There"

Parody Written by:

Frankie Lockner

The Lyrics

Well, she's just just 70, and a retiree
And she looks so good
Since she permed her hair.

Now, I wanna sleep with your mother,
With your father standing there.

Well, she looked my way
As I applied her bengay.
Then I fed her prunes
And we sipped Ocean Spray.

I wanna sleep with your mother,
With your father standing there.

When her heart went bad
Man, it made me sad.
And I prayed she wouldn't die.

We played chess until 5
Then we called it a night.
And she took her teeth and
Dropped them in her glass.

Now, I've gone and slept with your mother,
With your father standing there.

When her eyes went bad,
Man, it made me sad.
And I prayed she'd find some sight.

Oh, I grabbed her a cane
And we strolled in the rain.
But, before too long, her back was
Acting up.

Now, I'll never sleep with your mother,
With your father standing there.
With your father standing there.
With your father standing there.

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Pamorra Cheecher Chongger McGillicutty Bevorra Jr. The III - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy Humor, Batman! Raging Beatles fan here from the good ol UK. That has to be the best parody I've seen. You rock you friggin' yank! Marry my sister, please!?

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