what would you do if i stank up the room
cause my diaper had conked out on me
stuck on my rear is an oversized thong
but i'll try not to fill it with pee

yes, i get by with a little help from depends
i stay dry with a little help from depends
i feel spry with a little help from depends

how will they do if i put beer away ?
do i hurry to the nearest throne ?
how do they feel when i'm startin' to spray ?
are you sad because its none, you own ?

yo...i get by with a little help from depends
i stay dry with a little help from depends
i feel spry with a little help from depends

if you need to go potty
it seals your body, so snug
if you pee, its not soggy
it seals your body, so snug

good for relief all the day and the night
yes, that squirtin' might just happen any time
dryness, you'll see, cause they're sturdy and tight
they can't smell you...you aren't undermined

no...i get by with a little help from depends
i stay dry with a little help from depends
i feel spry with a little help from depends

if you need to go potty
it seals your body, so snug
if you pee, its not soggy
it seals your body, so snug

i get by with a little help from depends
yes...i get by with a little help from depends
with a little help from depends