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Song Parodies -> "A Little Help From Depends"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Help From My Friends"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Little Help From Depends"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

what would you do if i stank up the room
cause my diaper had conked out on me
stuck on my rear is an oversized thong
but i'll try not to fill it with pee

yes, i get by with a little help from depends
i stay dry with a little help from depends
i feel spry with a little help from depends

how will they do if i put beer away ?
do i hurry to the nearest throne ?
how do they feel when i'm startin' to spray ?
are you sad because its none, you own ?

yo...i get by with a little help from depends
i stay dry with a little help from depends
i feel spry with a little help from depends

if you need to go potty
it seals your body, so snug
if you pee, its not soggy
it seals your body, so snug

good for relief all the day and the night
yes, that squirtin' might just happen any time
dryness, you'll see, cause they're sturdy and tight
they can't smell you...you aren't undermined

no...i get by with a little help from depends
i stay dry with a little help from depends
i feel spry with a little help from depends

if you need to go potty
it seals your body, so snug
if you pee, its not soggy
it seals your body, so snug

i get by with a little help from depends
yes...i get by with a little help from depends
with a little help from depends


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Deep End - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Givin ya fives to counter the ones ya got from Depends contents.
Arwen - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy moly, Alvin! GREAT job...so funny I almost peed my pants, in fact! Perfect pacing...wonderful rhymes...My favorite of the day!
Yet Another Dutchman - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
With extra moles on top. Good poo parody. That's all I have to say today. Check out all the poo/diaper puns in the following "run" of comments:
Paul Robinson - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Shook a few 5's out for ya' ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Who's the little piss-ant who gave this thing all ones? Ignore him, Alvin, you're a real whiz. (Yes, I know, I've used that one before, but I just had to let it out. Ahhhh.)
Rick C - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Loads of fun! 555
Phil Alexander - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
"Stuck on my rear is an oversized thong"... very sharp, very sharp indeed :-)
MasonR - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
A very absorbing parody! 555
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks deep end arwen dutchman paul michael rick phil and mason
Red Ant - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent parody Alvin. 5s.
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant
PMS - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
We can always depend on you to write a number one hit!
John Barry - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
When you're brown and bubbling, and you need some helping pants. . .you've got Depends. 5s
MrMacphisto - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What does a 60-year-old man's butt smell like? Depends.. 5-5-5...
AFW - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent title...and follow up= fives
Rex - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I just love dry humor.
Dee Range - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm glad I didn't post my version of this with the same exact title and subject matter...this is much better than mine. Dry 5's
Dominic L. - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I heard a parody by Joe Cocker once.. on the radio... with the same name ... GASP!
stuart mcarthur - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
this would make a great commercial, alvin! - 555
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks PMS john mr macphisto AFW rex dee dominic and stuart
carol - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
this is just great!! 5's
John Williams The Composer (Star Wars) - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Hold up (and shake out in public) for constant ridicule

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