"So what do you want us to see!?"
"There's none for us, plenty for thee!!??"
Jeremy Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman.

'Newsnight' presenter to us all
Irreverent to big & small
'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman

If you try to stall, He'll wax your seat
If you just talk sh*t, He'll show your cheats
If you seem too bold, He'll make you tweet
If you're at fault, He'll fry your meat

Paxman!

'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman

Don't ask him what he is here for
(Paxman missed Wilson)
It's you with whom to wipe the floor
(Paxman missed Heath)
But he's now Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman

Don't throw the dice, he'll make you cry
If you're just pretending to be shy
'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
And he works for the B.B.C.