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Song Parodies -> "Knitting Sweaters"

Original Song Title:

"Getting Better"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Knitting Sweaters"

Parody Written by:

Robert Mackle

The Lyrics

She's knitting sweaters all the time
I fancied her rotten at school
Now she's 10 stone more than you
We married last year and all that I fear
Is that I've been a fool (fooly fool)

Got to admit she's knitting sweaters, knitting sweaters all the time
I have to admit she's knitting sweaters, knitting sweaters, since she's been mine

Now I'm an angry young man
Sick of the piles of beer cans
She watches tv
She's Thirty Stone three
I'd rather have sex with my nan ooh-eeeh-ooh

Got to admit she's knitting sweaters, knitting sweaters all the time
I have to admit she's knitting sweaters, knitting sweaters, since she's been mine

Knitting all these sweaters all the time!
She's knitting sweaters all the time, Sweaters. Knitting!
She's knitting sweaters all the time, Sweaters. Knitting!

I used to be good to my woman I hugged her and gave her all the meat pies that she loved,
Now built like a bloke with pizza and coke and she can't even fit through the door

Got to admit she's knitting sweaters, knitting sweaters all the time
I have to admit she's knitting sweaters, knitting sweaters, since she's been mine

Knitting all these sweaters all the time!

She's knitting sweaters all the time, Sweaters. Knitting!
She's knitting sweaters all the time, Sweaters. Knitting!
Knitting all these sweaters all the time!

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LucidLupin LeeBee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
And the sweaters keep getting bigger too? LOL 555

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