-> "Hey, Skipper"
Original Song Title:
"Day Tripper"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey, Skipper"
The Lyrics
{Brief instrumental intro}
Went out to sea, man
some folks on a three-hour tour
storm; then it seized us
and took us a long way from land, sir
Then I said, "Hey-ayay, Skipper
I see an island - there"
Got stuck there rea-ea-eal long
did without
just hung out
{Brief instrumental break}
There was this actress
Ginger, and red was her mane
was lusted after
by all us guys; wanted that dame, yeah
Then she said, "Hey-ayay, Mister
walk me over there"
I felt my ton-onnngue
drop right out
of my mouth
{Instrumental Break}
{Elongated moaning sounds where the "Ah-ah-aah-aah- aaah-aaaah" part is}
Tried to squeeze her
she giggled and slapped back my hand
She said, "I am pure
I never have been with a man"...Wow!
I did not bee-ee-ee-lieve her
Pawed her with my hands
She drove a ri-ii-ii-iiight cross
to my mouth
I said, "Ouch"
{Brief Instrumental break}
{Gilligan's rubbing at his jaw and going "Ouch" a time or two}
Then, Skipper
I kissed her, yeah
Was bliss, sure
Now I'm a "Dad'...
{Fade}
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