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Song Parodies -> "Hey, Skipper"

Original Song Title:

"Day Tripper"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey, Skipper"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I was just sitting around thinking about the late Bob Denver this evening....So...what if "Gilligan's Island" had been handled a different way...? And now Gilligan's explaining how things happened to work out....It may be a "Sexist' story...but at least it's not Political...lol...
{Brief instrumental intro}

Went out to sea, man
some folks on a three-hour tour
storm; then it seized us
and took us a long way from land, sir

Then I said, "Hey-ayay, Skipper
I see an island - there"
Got stuck there rea-ea-eal long
did without
just hung out

{Brief instrumental break}

There was this actress
Ginger, and red was her mane
was lusted after
by all us guys; wanted that dame, yeah

Then she said, "Hey-ayay, Mister
walk me over there"
I felt my ton-onnngue
drop right out
of my mouth

{Instrumental Break}

{Elongated moaning sounds where the "Ah-ah-aah-aah- aaah-aaaah" part is}

Tried to squeeze her
she giggled and slapped back my hand
She said, "I am pure
I never have been with a man"...Wow!

I did not bee-ee-ee-lieve her
Pawed her with my hands
She drove a ri-ii-ii-iiight cross
to my mouth
I said, "Ouch"

{Brief Instrumental break}

{Gilligan's rubbing at his jaw and going "Ouch" a time or two}

Then, Skipper
I kissed her, yeah
Was bliss, sure
Now I'm a "Dad'...

{Fade}

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John Barry - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Better than the show. 5s
Paul Robinson - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, JB...and the next thing Gilligan told the Skipper at the end there was, "One thing more, Skipper...uhh...Ginger says to tell you to stop calling me 'Little Buddy', 'cuz it just isn't true..."
AFW - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Far out funny...I land fives, here
alvin rhodes - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
great concept...lol...5s
Rick C - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, little buddy :-) 555
Paul Robinson - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, maybe next a re-write of the "Dobie Gillis"..."WORK?"...well, maybe...hmmm....of course, that was a pretty clever show to begin with. The premise really wasn't all that bad and it really did break more than a little new ground...introduced some different types of characters in "Maynard G. Krebs" (the late Bob Denver, of course) and to some extent "Zelda Gilroy" (current California Assemblywoman, Sheila Kuehl, BTW)...actually recognized that something called "Jazz" actually existed...'Dobie' (Dwayne Hickman) often stepped outside himself and did a bit of narrative overview...a lot more innovation than most of today's "Sitcom's" shows...it had some "real" laughs...and also a somewhat a somewhat different perspective on the life and times of America in that period...Thanks, guys ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
What John and Alvin said. 5s.
Paul Robinson - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Red ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
ARRRHHH, Cap'n Robinson, ye can have yer way with them blasted castaways, 'specially the women, ARRRHH !!!
carol - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
this was good 5's
Paul Robinsonq - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
JD - ARRRGGHHH...AYE, THAT I WILL BE DOING...IF THE FATES & WIND BE TAKING ME TO THEIR LITTLE ISLAND...BETTER BRING ME DINGHY ALONG IN CASE I FIND MESELF HAVIN' TA NAVEEGATE INTO TIGHT AN' TREACHEROUS PORTS...hey, what the heck am I saying, anyway? carol...glad you enjoyed it...I usually don't post anything on weekends anymore, but I put one in for tomorrow about the late Bob Denver and his acting of the 50's TV sitcom, "Dobie Gillis"...
Adagio - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul.
Paul Robinson - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
The idea of Gilligan getting anywhere with Ginger is only slightly more ridiculous than the Elmer Fudd/mack daddy parodies. Mary Ann might have gone for him... No! I got it! "Professor," says Ginger, "I'll give you a (expletive deleted) if you build us a boat that'll get us out of here!" That wouldn't have made it onto the air in 1964, but it would've made Tina Louise the Jenna Jameson of her day.
Paul Robinson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Aw, gee, Michael...so you don't think Gilligan would have had any chance with Ginger? Well, my "alternative" scenario COULD have allowed for Gilligan to have a little more agressive personality...or maybe somewhat of a "split" personality...thanks!
stuart mcarthur - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
funny stuff, Paul, but I have documentation disproving your claim that "Ginger was lusted after by all us guys"

www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1221.shtml

yes, it takes a while but the truth always emerges - 555
Paul Robinson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart - just caught your note...Thanks! I will take a look at that other address & check it out...

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