we were in the news today, oh boy.
something about how paul slept with 50 girls.
he's allways been such a lucky lad
he's got such a nice ass
he's all ways in the photographs

ringo got mad at us
we were making jokes about his face
he thru a chair at poor john
it hurt him very much
then george hit him with his new guitar

we went out to get some tea
the waitress there had fainted
it wasn't anything really new to us
it happens all the time
we just get used to it

then we wrote another song

woke up, got out of bed
took an hour to do hy hair
got my maids to bring me a cup
and paul told me that we were late

got me coat and found me hat
got in john car, ran over a cat
did a photoshoot and had a smoke
signed some autographs and went to a club

we did a show today, oh boy
4000 girls all screaming for us
they were os so very pretty
they had big boobs and all
but very sadly they all wanted paul

they made us horny