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Song Parodies -> "That Processed Spam (Flabby Dude Part 12)"

Original Song Title:

"Polythene Pam"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"That Processed Spam (Flabby Dude Part 12)"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

What does Polythene mean, anyway?
Well, I don't eat the processed Spam,
It's so good tasting, but it's not really ham.
I really don't mean to nag,
But don't eat the processed gag-
No, don't you eat that processed Spam.
No, no, no.

Get a dose of that inedible meat.
It's killer, you will die when taking a taste.
It's the kind of a food,
That is up to no good.
Yes, you can say it was invented to kill.
Ya, yeh, yeah.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Steve K. - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I think "polythene" was Lennon's way of saying "polyethylene". He was a great musician, but not much of an organic chemist..
Agrimorfee - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
It's hard to keep the conceptual continuity going with so short a song. But it worked.
Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Another short one, which is good here b/c there isn't much to say about Spam, which I recall hearing means Shoulder Pork hAM or something similar. Yuk!

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