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Song Parodies -> "I Need To Go On A Diet (Flabby Dude Part 9)"

Original Song Title:

"You Never Give Me Your Money"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Need To Go On A Diet (Flabby Dude Part 9)"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

Pacing is correct, just hard to sing with the OS.
I need to go on a di-et.
I need to lay off the oils and sugar.
And instead of eating greasy hamburgers,
I'll eat fruit.

I'm gonna diet this summer.
I am dieting on my vacation.
And if anyone offers me some cake then,
I'll say no.

I'll be skinny
Won't be fat.
See bright future
Where it's at
All my fat is gone
Now where'd it go?

Soon comes later
Gained some weight
Guess I didn't
Predict right
Well, my future's slow-
Nowhere to go.

But oh- that fat is growing.
Wish it would go-
Oh- That fat is growing-
Wish it would go.
But it just grows!


But I eat
Licorice, candy, and that good ol' ice cream.
Stomach's mile away from me.
I am too fat and want it all away.
But I eat,
It's true-
Too much.
But I eat,
It's true-
Too much.
But I eat,
It's true-
Too much. (Yes it is!)
Ah-ah, ah-ah. Ah-ah.

Could you get this fat off of me?
I'll be grateful eternally. (Repeat and fade)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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 5   2

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Agrimorfee - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The last two lines (where the OS is "1234567, all good children go to heaven") could have matched the pace better. Enjoying this, but I hope this all leads up to a punchline or some sort of logical conclusion.
Dominic L. - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry to burst your bubble, but as you know... This was an aimless album, just random songs about fatty foods, diets, and fatness
Alyssa - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
After seeing all the flabby dudes on the list (the parodys, I mean), I thought I might actually read one.........mmmm.......quite good, could be better though.444
Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Dominic.

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