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Song Parodies -> "I Shop At Walmart"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Shop At Walmart"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i need cheese and antifreeze and frozen peas
i see them all together
how 'bout some buns or cure for the runs
its in supply...i'm buyin'

searchin' for the cornflakes...pickin' up some jam and gum
need a pack of t-shirts...soup and bread and toothpaste
man, you want some corduroys...you're right where you belong
you need some eggs, man ?...more chicken legs, man ?
i shop at walmart...tools, shoes and food

cashiers, pretty...polite and ready...sixteen little cashiers in a row
check what you buy...just see those fingers fly...they add the sums
i'm buyin'...i'm buyin'...i'm buyin'..i'm buyin'

yellow french's mustard...droplets for your pet dog's eye
crab and lobster, fish pies, phonographs and pizza
toys for all the boys and girls...there's sweats and knickers found
you need some eggs, man ?...more chicken legs, man ?
i shop at walmart...tools, shoes and food

something for your home and garden...glasses for the sun
if its tums or guns, they're all on hand
there's aspirin for your aches and pains
you need some eggs, man ?...more chicken legs, man ?
i shop at walmart...tools, shoes and food

eggplants, houseplants, super soakers
marlboros, for the smokers...skoal, to chew
aisle after aisle, you'll love what you buy..its all inside...i'm buyin'

they develop pictures...cleanser for you tub and shower
yes, they carry pumpkins...sleepin' pills and crisco
man, you'll see the women pickin' through the clearance clothes
you need some eggs, man ?...more chicken legs, man ?
i shop at walmart...tools, shoes and food
tools, shoes and food
tools, shoes and food
tools, shoes and food

stop..shop...stop...shop...everybody stop..shop
stop .shop...stop...shop...everybody stop..shop
can we go ?
is it open yet ?
bless them



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Chuck A. Spear - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This was GREAT! (Tony The Tiger GRrrrrEAT!!)- totally hilarious and matched the OS perfectly! See you in aisle 555!
Tim Mayfield - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Everybody shops at Walmart, that's why I shop at Burger King.
Royce Miller - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm popping in to say I liked your "This Ole Spouse" parody--a rare one without comments allowed--
John Barry - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Tough one to do. I tried with "I Am the Walmart" several months ago. This is brilliant. 5s
Dee Range - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely one of your best, alvin. A true masterpiece!!
Agrimorfee - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm cryin'----because this was so damn good! 555
Michael Pacholek - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What? Is he funny? Sit ye down, Alvin, five you! Best "Walrus" parody we've ever had. (Sorry, Claude Prez.)
AFW - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This belongs up high..where Walmart stocks their mdse..top job for fives..
alvin rhodes - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks chuck tim royce john dee agrimorfee michael and AFW for all your kind comments
Paul Robinson - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin, superb job here...certainly nailed every part pace/syllable/emphasis and all...5's ~ ~ ~
Paul Robinson - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Not to be too vain, Michael P, but this one is not chopped liver, either... http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles799.shtml
Johnny D - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW ... 5s
Ravyn Rant - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG...this is brilliant. I think I scared the lady downstairs when I hit the floor laughing. "Yellow French's Mustard...droplets for your pet dog's eye" was my favorite line, but it's a wonderful effort all round. I'm fiving...
Stuart McArthur - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
That is fantastic, alvin! gee that song lends itself to parodying, and you had the great idea to go with it. Brilliant stuff - 555
Liam McCormack (LamaRocks) - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
So well done. "...more chicken legs, man?" that works brilliantly.
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks paul johnny ravyn stuart and liam...glad ya enjoyed
Michael Pacholek - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Nah, the best one before this was this one, hence my apology to Claude: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles86.shtml
Adam B - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Good show Alvin. But "Pretty cashiers" ? Which Walmart is that?

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