Song Parodies -> Big Turd
| Original Song Title: | "Blackbird" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Big Turd" |
| Parody Written by: | Silly Willie |
The worst thing about this song parody is that it's absolutely TRUE!
Big turd cloggin' up the sewage pipe
Tried to dislodge it but it's jammed tight
Blame my wife
She is always making turds of monumental size
Big turd cloggin' up the sewage pipe
Now I'll have to use the sink to pee
Blame my wife
She is always making turds that clog and won't come free
Jammed in tight, Jammed in tight
Into the pipe yes it's jammed in tight
Jammed in tight, Jammed in tight
Into the pipe yes it's jammed in tight
My wife's always making turds of monumental size
My wife's always making turds of monumental size
Tried to dislodge it but it's jammed tight
Blame my wife
She is always making turds of monumental size
Big turd cloggin' up the sewage pipe
Now I'll have to use the sink to pee
Blame my wife
She is always making turds that clog and won't come free
Jammed in tight, Jammed in tight
Into the pipe yes it's jammed in tight
Jammed in tight, Jammed in tight
Into the pipe yes it's jammed in tight
My wife's always making turds of monumental size
My wife's always making turds of monumental size
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that's disgusting, but it's absolutely hilarious Silly Willie - I literally L'd MAO - 555 - great pacing too, and to such a plaintive OS
Yeah, what Stuart said. And if it's a true story, I hope your wife doesn't read it: she might not be too impressed :-)
LOL !!!
Great job, one o' the few good poo songs
Never get a low flow toilet.
Sounds like the Missus needs to read that old classic novel: To Flush A Blockingturd". The line about pissing in the sink cracked me up!
I hope you don't really do your peeing in the sink! Come on, people drink out of that! Well, I guess dogs also drink out of toilets...
lol! thats amazing
holy cow thats wicked
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