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Song Parodies -> "Big Turd"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Big Turd"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

The worst thing about this song parody is that it's absolutely TRUE!
Big turd cloggin' up the sewage pipe
Tried to dislodge it but it's jammed tight
Blame my wife
She is always making turds of monumental size

Big turd cloggin' up the sewage pipe
Now I'll have to use the sink to pee
Blame my wife
She is always making turds that clog and won't come free

Jammed in tight, Jammed in tight
Into the pipe yes it's jammed in tight
Jammed in tight, Jammed in tight
Into the pipe yes it's jammed in tight
My wife's always making turds of monumental size
My wife's always making turds of monumental size

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 3.8

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Stuart McArthur - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
that's disgusting, but it's absolutely hilarious Silly Willie - I literally L'd MAO - 555 - great pacing too, and to such a plaintive OS
Phil Alexander - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Stuart said. And if it's a true story, I hope your wife doesn't read it: she might not be too impressed :-)
Johnny D - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL !!!
Dominic L. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, one o' the few good poo songs
2Eagle - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Never get a low flow toilet.
Chuck A. Spear - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like the Missus needs to read that old classic novel: To Flush A Blockingturd". The line about pissing in the sink cracked me up!
Dominic L. - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I hope you don't really do your peeing in the sink! Come on, people drink out of that! Well, I guess dogs also drink out of toilets...
big turd - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
lol! thats amazing
Phillumus prime - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
holy cow thats wicked

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