He's a real Mohair Man
Chest and back, a forest land
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly

Neither comb nor brush will do
Rake's the one tool that gets through
Looks a wee bit like a gnu to me

Mohair Man, no swimmin'
You'll just scare all the women
Mohair Man
The girls don't like furry hands

Hair as thick as it can be
If he cut it, he would see
He could sell some funky wigs and falls

Mohair Man, so furry
To your legs, fleas scurry
Leaving dogs
No wonder they're best friends to you, man

He's a real Mohair Man
Chest and back, a forest land
He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly

He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly

He's got paws, not feet or hands
He's so wooly