Song Parodies -> Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
| Original Song Title: | "Lovely Rita, Meter Maid" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Cormier |
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
Really showed me what mean is
EMTs had to come cart me away
Through a friend, I chanced to meet her
Didn't know she's a man beater
She's a mean ass-kicker with a killer right hook
She was fast, I was much slower
In a flash, she wrenched my shoulder
Had to spend a month on disability, man
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe,
Through it all, smiled so sweetly
Up with her knee, she came. No kids for me
Took a swing, I couldn't hit her
She caught me, a real lip-splitter
Twisted my right ankle in ways it shouldn't bend
My left arm was dislocated
Took a week but, bruises faded
Couldn't leave the sofa, I was so black and blue
Oh, Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
There is something about you
Maybe I'm sick , I get a kick from you
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Oh, Rough Lolita Babe
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Oh, Rough Lolita Babe
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
Really showed me what mean is
EMTs had to come cart me away
Through a friend, I chanced to meet her
Didn't know she's a man beater
She's a mean ass-kicker with a killer right hook
She was fast, I was much slower
In a flash, she wrenched my shoulder
Had to spend a month on disability, man
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe,
Through it all, smiled so sweetly
Up with her knee, she came. No kids for me
Took a swing, I couldn't hit her
She caught me, a real lip-splitter
Twisted my right ankle in ways it shouldn't bend
My left arm was dislocated
Took a week but, bruises faded
Couldn't leave the sofa, I was so black and blue
Oh, Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
There is something about you
Maybe I'm sick , I get a kick from you
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Oh, Rough Lolita Babe
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Oh, Rough Lolita Babe
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
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Similar themes we have today, Rick. At least you didn't die in yours :-). Especially liked the "No kids for me" line. High 5's
rollicking good fun...5s
ha, very good, Rick, and "Had to spend a month on disability, man" was an exquisite match to the OS - 555
LOL funny! Great title.
Thanks to Dee, Alvin and John. Stuart, thanks but, where are those 5's ya promised?
Rick, for some reason they aren't registering. I tried voting twice, but the results don't show.
Hmmmm...interesting.
Here are 555 repeats of "maneater" by Hall & Oates to see if it gives you any ideas to a follow up. :-)
Sounds like somebody's been watchin' Mistress Julia on "Slave to the Metal" on Fuse.
Once you've done all the Beatle songs, your journey to the "D" side will be complete, young apprentice................
whoops,didn't I click them? - I hate it when that happens
DKOS...but sounds like my ex, here...good story, tho
Thanks John. Thanks Merry, K1, MP, Master Rick D, Stuart and AFW!
Tres clever! 555....LR seems like a fun one to do...must come up with an idea....555
Thanks, Kristof. I'm sure you'll come up with something, you always do! By the way, this morning, I came up with a great title....Bi-Guy! I checked through history and guess who'd beaten me to it? I left you a comment on it. (and had to give you fivers, of course). JERK ! :-)
The lovely Rita would inspire me to beat somthing else. 5s
(ABC) This one knocked me out...perfect changes abound, from the title itself, to "killer right hook"/"little black book", to "disability"/"military".
Great parody of the BEATles
ABC-Best one yet
(ABC3) Not sure how I missed this one. "Up with her knee, she came. No kids for me" and "I get a kick from you" were the best lines. Great subs throughout. 5s
(ABC) see above for the line I liked most, but I also loved the "killer right hook" for little white book - excellent parody Rick
(ABC) You know what can be consistantly said about you Rick Cormier, there is nothing boring or repetitive about any of your parodies. . .I guess it is why you are one of the few parodists here on AmIRight that I actually had heard of before this site. . .you are just that good.
ABC - I'm with Dave 100% Even though I heard of you because of Spaff, and then I found some more of your songs, I have them on my mp3, and then I found AmIRight.com. anyway, the point is, you kick ass, this kicks ass, 5-5-5
(ABC) Rick, Rick, Rick! This is twisted just the way I like!
Loved it! Sounds like my kind of woman! She doesn't work as a bar maid, does she? Well done, 5s.
Yep, the girl fought back!!!! Good for her!!!!--MM
Belated thank yous to Yoidy, Agri, Matthias, Max, Red Ant, Stu, B.A.D., the Charnstar, Johnny D, Jeff and Michael. I have been at, perhaps, the lowest point of my life this past month and your kind comments have given me a lift. For that, again, I thank you.
(ABC) Ah, nothing like a nice sadomasochistic (did I spell that right?)parody. We seem to have quite a few violent entries in this round.. no sense beating ourselves up over it (haha). Good job, Rick.
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