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Song Parodies -> "The Songs Of Alvin Rhodes"

Original Song Title:

"The Long And Winding Road"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Songs Of Alvin Rhodes"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the songs of alvin rhodes
they seem to be poor
that dude won't disappear
i wish he'd write no more
he always leaves songs here
lately, i've ignored

that guy writes every night
puts his crap on display
i think he's really weird
wish he'd go away
why does he post songs here
every single day

many times he made me moan
the songs so bad, i cried
why he tries, i'll never know
his muse got sick and died

but still he comes on back
boy, i hate alvin rhodes
its bad as you might fear
this fellow's got to go
i think i've made it clear
alvin, i abhor

but still he comes on back
boy, i hate alvin rhodes
its bad as you might fear
this fellow's got to go
i think i've made it clear
alvin, i abhor

yuck yuck yuck yuck


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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

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Leo Jay - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Great! I usually don't endorse attack parodies, but that guy really sucks!
The Pomfret (formerly Newfoghill) - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Get out of that bed, soldier!
AFW - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know....I kinda' like Alvin's writes...
Rick C - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done but, don't go down on yourself, Alvin....555.
Rex - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Your muse got sick and died? Ick! And if you're suffering from muse-ick, just call Muse World! We've got your amuse, bemuse, sea muse... and if you order in the next 30 seconds, we'll even through in a pocket muser to help you mull over your inspirations!
Johnny D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The Colossus of Rhodes was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. The Alvinossus of Rhodes is one of the Clever Punders of the Modern World, and gets three 5's from me.
2Eagle - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Self flagellation?
Charlie Decker - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, what is it with the self deprecating parodies today? They're all good, though. Better you than me! 555
Dee Range - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The day you quit submitting, I'm sending flowers...I'll know you're dead. Nice job, as usual. 555
Stuart McArthur - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I consider alvin to be a close personal friend and if you don't apologise immediately, I'm giving this 5s.....no, 1s....no, 5s....
Kat - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Why do people use this site to attack themselves?
Kristof Robertson - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Y' ain't fooling anyone, Rhodes....enough of this self pity malarkey and get back to writing great parodies. 555
alvin rhodes - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks all for taking a look...i'm done bashing myself
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Let it be. Let the Songs of Alvin Rhodes go on and on, across the universe. As for your self-loathing, nowhere man, please listen: You need help.
David Seville - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
ALVIN!!!!!

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