Song Parodies -> Televised Preacher
| Original Song Title: | "Paperback Writer" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Televised Preacher" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
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Televised Preacher
Preacher
Preacher
Preacher
Dear Eve or Adam will you watch my show
1,000 monks are right, don't you know
It's based on a novel of a guy named God
And I need a job
So I gotta be a Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
It's a hippie story of a hippie man
I'll tell you his life, as we start to chant
Joe's son is working telling Shepard's tales
It's a boring job
So he wants to be a televised preacher
Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
Preacher
Preacher
On a thousand channels take a hundred or two
I'll be yelling more after the flu
So you missed the Sabbath I can save you child
If you give me a crown
That's the paycheck of a Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
If it's lent you skipped it
You should be in fright
Take a million prayers
To keep you up all night
If you want repentance
You can come on here
All your cash I'll take
That's the costly fee of a Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
(Televised Preacher) Televised Preacher
(Televised Preacher) Televised Preacher
(Televised Preacher) Televised Preacher
(Televised Preacher) Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
Preacher
Preacher
Preacher
Dear Eve or Adam will you watch my show
1,000 monks are right, don't you know
It's based on a novel of a guy named God
And I need a job
So I gotta be a Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
It's a hippie story of a hippie man
I'll tell you his life, as we start to chant
Joe's son is working telling Shepard's tales
It's a boring job
So he wants to be a televised preacher
Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
Preacher
Preacher
On a thousand channels take a hundred or two
I'll be yelling more after the flu
So you missed the Sabbath I can save you child
If you give me a crown
That's the paycheck of a Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
If it's lent you skipped it
You should be in fright
Take a million prayers
To keep you up all night
If you want repentance
You can come on here
All your cash I'll take
That's the costly fee of a Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
(Televised Preacher) Televised Preacher
(Televised Preacher) Televised Preacher
(Televised Preacher) Televised Preacher
(Televised Preacher) Televised Preacher
Televised Preacher
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I do no such thing, now send me $555.00 and I'll have the prayer team work a small miracle for you.
Beatlific.
I had been praying that someone would do this. You tell it like it is Matt. 5s!
You had me from the first sales pitch. Now where do I send my 555?
That shalt not covet fives, for thou shalt receive them anyway. Though with a name like Matthias, this one would almost seem obvious.
For your fives I heal you!!!
Matthias 5:55.
(T) Ha - you had me with "It's based on a novel of a guy named God" - great idea, Matthias, and a perfect OS through which to bag those hypocritical idiots and their dumb-ass flock - 555
(ABC) Good one.
(ABCT05) Pacing is off in a few lines enough that I can't give this a 555, but I won't ruin your streak either. Funny stuff.
ABC: some1 has it in for me this contest as I DO not no this song or hardly any of the tohers sorry
(ABC05) The pacing is off in a lot of places but, it's a good idea. 444
(T) Cool.
(ABC) Looks like a reading from The Book Of Matthias, Chapter 5, Verse 55.
(ABC) Really, really clever work, Matthias. 555
(T) I agree the pacing could be perfected, but I love the story...I have an original song that I will send you when it is recorded called "The T.V. Evangelical Hall Of Shame" that you will probably like.
Alright! Dee, I can't wait to hear it!
(ABC) So true, good parody.
ABC--I also stumbled on pacing a couple of times, but this was pretty funny stuff, Matthias...so, props from me...=)
Funny stuff, Matthias. What some others said about pacing, but it's not enough to detract from humor in this case.
(T) Think I caught this around 3am last night, well done!
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