-> "Out The Corporate Door"
Original Song Title:
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Parody Song Title:
"Out The Corporate Door"
The Lyrics
Worked there a long time
More than six years
Thought my job secure
'Cause I always managed to clock in on time
And on calls my answers were fine
“Costs must get cut”
New Corp'rate decree
Now I'm out the door
Seems they don't need me
Pink slip I received
Don't work there no more
Don't know what to do
I just received the word
“We do not need you”
Word from Headquarters
“Lower the costs”
Jettison dead weight
It is such a treat when you get fired by
Some impers'nal Corporate guy
Don't give a damn
‘bout customer needs
Just a Corp'rate Whore
Reason dismissed me
Was corporate greed
Now I'm out the door
Whatta bummer, I had thought that my wearing
a collar white would keep me employed
Job went overseas
Paychecks
I'll get no more
Now
I'm
on
my
knees
At ‘Unemployment'
Standing in line
Telling them my skills
They say that there are no positions left like that
Out of luck; been trimmed just like fat
Filing for Food Stamps
Use at the store
Weren't they for the poor?
Was this from ‘Free Trade'?
“Off”, I have been laid
Out the Corp'rate door
"SHOO!"
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