-> "When I'm Sixty-Four"
Original Song Title:
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Parody Song Title:
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
The Lyrics
When I get older
Losing my hair
Many years from now
I'll be proud and happy and life won't be hard
'Cause I'll look like Jean-Luc Picard!
I will own every
Trek DVD
Who could ask for more?
I will still worship
Captain Jim Kirk's ship
When I'm sixty-four!
...you'll be older, too...
If I'm your favorite nerd...I could stay with you!
We could two-hand the TV remote
As we surf around
I'll pretend I'm Riker while you're Troi my bride
We'll get married naked with pride!
Practicing Klingon!
Costume par-ties!
Who could ask for more?
Be my Vul-can star,
Cure me of Pon-Farr,
When I'm sixty-four!
Every summer, we'll pretend our cottage
Is on Risa right where the skies are clear
Shore-leave every day!
And---for our dail-y tea,
Jean-Luc's
Own
Earl Grey!
Send me a sub-space
E-mail sublime
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
In your Spock-like logical way
Time to ponder my
Trivia quiz:
What's a "horgon" for?
To learn the answer,
Come be my dancer,
When I'm sixty-four!
(Hoo!)
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