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Song Parodies -> "He's Still At Home"

Original Song Title:

"She's Leaving Home"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"He's Still At Home"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Wednesday evening at five o'clock's when his day begins
Silently closing the basement door
Tuning-in re-runs he hopes they'll play more

He goes up-stairs to the bathroom clutching his wankerchief
Quietly pressing the doorknob-key
Stepping inside fantasies


He
(He gave up all of real life)
Is still at
(Sacrificed all of real life)
Home
(He lives a Star Trek life inside his mind)

He's still at home
Though he's been fully grown
For so many years


Father snores as his wife gets into her dressing gown
Hears Captain Kirk from the basement stairs
Smiles to herself, knows her son is down there

She calls down, and says to her grown son,
"Baby, which show is on?"

Her son replies to her breathlessly,
"It's Episode Twenty-Three!"


He
(He never thought of himself...)
Is still at
(...as more than a basement-elf)
Home
(He struggles hard to learn all of Spock's lines)

He's still at home
Though he's been fully grown
For so many years


Friday evening at nine o'clock his mind's far away
Mentally keeps the appointment he made
Dreaming of Captain Kirk's latest babe


He
(He has no clue that it's wrong...)
Is having
(...to mooch off parents so long)
Fun
(Fun is the drug for this old lonely guy)

He'll stay inside
And with Star Trek abide
For so many years

He's
Still
At home,
Shy guy...

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John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for "wankerchief"!
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
elegantly written...5s
Paul Robinson - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
JD - Star Trek Emeritus Parody Writer...5's Wonderful work...
Kat - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah whatever.
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks JB, Alvin, Paul, and Kat.
Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
wow - excellent! - this deserves more votes! and ditto, John, re wankerchief - big 555
Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu.
Leo Jay - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! It's often said that an artist's true genius emerges when he is willing to reveal himself honestly. So thanks for the hilarious confessional. (And give that wankerchief to mom so she can toss it in the laundry...)
Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo! It's been almost 28 years since I last lived in my parents' house...but I'm still a Star Trek geek, and PROUD OF IT ! ;-)
Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I wondered how you were gonna do this one. I imagined Picard's father and brother complaining about him going off to Starfleet. You know how the French are.
Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I do indeed, being 50% French myself. Merci beaucoup, Monsieur Pacholek.
Ashkicksass - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I love this one! And I love the original. Great job, JD.
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ashkicksass!
Adam B - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
That about sums it up for me.

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