-> "He's Still At Home"
Original Song Title:
"She's Leaving Home"
Parody Song Title:
"He's Still At Home"
The Lyrics
Wednesday evening at five o'clock's when his day begins
Silently closing the basement door
Tuning-in re-runs he hopes they'll play more
He goes up-stairs to the bathroom clutching his wankerchief
Quietly pressing the doorknob-key
Stepping inside fantasies
He
(He gave up all of real life)
Is still at
(Sacrificed all of real life)
Home
(He lives a Star Trek life inside his mind)
He's still at home
Though he's been fully grown
For so many years
Father snores as his wife gets into her dressing gown
Hears Captain Kirk from the basement stairs
Smiles to herself, knows her son is down there
She calls down, and says to her grown son,
"Baby, which show is on?"
Her son replies to her breathlessly,
"It's Episode Twenty-Three!"
He
(He never thought of himself...)
Is still at
(...as more than a basement-elf)
Home
(He struggles hard to learn all of Spock's lines)
He's still at home
Though he's been fully grown
For so many years
Friday evening at nine o'clock his mind's far away
Mentally keeps the appointment he made
Dreaming of Captain Kirk's latest babe
He
(He has no clue that it's wrong...)
Is having
(...to mooch off parents so long)
Fun
(Fun is the drug for this old lonely guy)
He'll stay inside
And with Star Trek abide
For so many years
He's
Still
At home,
Shy guy...
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