Song Parodies -> "Fixing a Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Fixing a Hole"

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"Fixing a Hole"

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The Lyrics

[Dr. McCoy ("Bones") replacing Spock's brain in the episode "Spock's Brain": ]

I'm fixing a hole that Spock's brain lives in
But now my mind is wondering...
...where does THIS go-o-o-o ?

I'm filling the cracks that ran through his skull
I slipped - my mind is wandering...
...where does THIS go-o-o-o ?

But it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong or right!
Where's this belong? - oh shite - where's THIS belong?

Vulcan brain cells dangling there whose arguments I NEVER win!
I wonder WHY I'd want them all restored?

The "Teacher Machine" taught me surgical ways
But now, my mind is wandering...
...where does THIS go-o-o-o ?

But it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong or right!
Where's this belong? - oh shite - where's THIS belong?

Silly Captain James T. Kirk, he hurrys me!
I guess he thinks I'm his Star Fleet medical whore!

I'm taking my time, for I'm fumbling things
And there's still such a long long way...
...that I must go-o-o-o...

I'm fixing a hole that Spock's brain lives in
But still, my mind is wondering...
...where does THIS go-o-o-o...?

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alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

where does this go ?....HAHAHA...5s

John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Beam me on, Johnny.

Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Alvin & John.

Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

hee hee =) - 555

Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Haw haw! Thank you Stu!

Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Of course... a child could do it... a child... Of course, this was "Star Trek's" "Jump the Shark" moment.

Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, MP ... I've seen "Spock's Brain" listed as the WORST of all TOS episodes. The best? "The City On The Edge Of Forever", although I've heard that Harlan Ellison wasn't too pleased with it.

Adam B - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Now if only McCoy could do for Bush what he did for Spock

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