-> "Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade"
Original Song Title:
"Lovely Rita"
Parody Song Title:
"Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade"
The Lyrics
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade
Riding your chartered team bus
When your bus parks they'll tow your cart away!
Stand in line
At Trek Conventions
Waiting for
Your chance to mention
To your favorite actors how you love how they look!
When you're there
They look much older
And they seem
Abrupt and colder
Even to the nerdiest and geekiest fans!
Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade
May I inquire discreetly
How frequently
You bathe and clean your teeth?
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
You sent out
For take-out dinner
Ate a lot
Did not get thinner
Sitting 'round and arguing 'bout Episode Ten
Got the bill
And when you read it
Tried to pay
With Star Fleet "credits"
Got a dirty look from the delivery dude!
Ohhh!
Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade
Where would you be without Trek?
Underarms stink and all you think is drek!
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
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