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Song Parodies -> "Being for the Autograph of Captain Kirk"

Original Song Title:

"Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Being for the Autograph of Captain Kirk"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

For the autograph of Captain Kirk
Not one geeky nerd will shirk his chance to glean

A signature from William Shat'
Though he may be bald as that guy "Mister Clean"

Shatner rarely makes appearances
At Trek Conventions 'cause he's such a big "star"

'less they pay William way more than he is worth!

( brief instrumental )

The line is long and full of jerks
All eager to get Captain Kirk's "John Hancock" there

No girlfriends will there be in sight
On this extremely nerdly night - not one dares!

Shatner's awesome hair-piece guarantees
That not one skin cell on his skull sees the sun

And his gut's, held in by struts, made of steel rods!

( brief instrumental )

So one by one the lonely guys
Queue-up and gaze into the eyes of James T. Kirk

In awe the nerds walk up, and then,
Bow down as Shatner's fountain pen performs its work

But the skillful actor George Takei
Who once played Mr. Sulu won't grace the hall

'cause he can't stand the sight of Shatner-The-Bill !

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Steve K. - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I must admit I did not know / that James T. Kirk's scalp is aglow / just like Picard's.
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I've heard it is, but thanks to Shat's, / bizarrely curly wooly mat, / to view, it's hard.
Jeff Reuben - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
It's something Shat chooses to sweep under the rug.
What the F***??? - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Boston Legal will be there, looking for Bill's missing hair, head is slate.
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
warped fives for this one
Kristof - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
"And his gut's, held in by struts, made of steel rods!" Priceless! 555
John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Congrats, man. A tour de force be with you!
Kat - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahaha!
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Steve K., Jeff, What the F***???, Alvin, Kristof, JB, and Kat!
Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL - you are on a perfectly-paced inspired roll! - 555 - and a fantastic idea - you've got to bunch them all together somehow, and send them to the next ST convention - get Luke to make the album cover
Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Stuart. Watch for my complete-album-parody posting today!
Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Old joke alert... I was gonna vote all fives, but you missed by a hair.
Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks MP.
Adam B - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Shatner has left the building, last seen getting into convertible driven by a bleach blond on planet Schwartz.

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