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Song Parodies -> "Deride My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Deride My Car"

Parody Written by:

Chuck A. Spear

The Lyrics

Asked the girl what she wanted from me,
She said baby, "Not to be seen with thee",
"Your car is old and not in fashion,
And to be seen in it would be em-barr-assin'"

Baby you can deride my car,
It's a big ol' boat by far.
Baby you can deride my car,
But baby it's paid for!

I said "Baby I picked this up for a hundred-twenty-four"
"The radio don't work and there's a hole in the floor"
"But the tires are good and there are no dents,
And best of all I have no pay-ay-ments!"

Baby you can deride my car,
It's 20 years old by far.
Baby you can deride my car,
But baby it's paid for!

I said "Baby you might like those shiny new cars with stereos that go thud,"
"But I'm happy with this old piece of crud."
"Don't have to worry about scratching the paint,
And if you don't like it, my baby you aint!"

Baby you can deride my car.
Yes it gets me very far.
Baby you can deride my car,
But baby it loves me!

Mbeep-beep, mbeep-beep, yeah.........


Mbeep-beep, mbeep-beep, yeah........

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Wapner - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing needs major work, but not bad overall. Search google for original lyrics and count syllables. It's not that hard to get perfect pacing. For example, "Baby you can deride my car has 1 syllable too many. Drop the "you" and you have "Baby you deride my car", which still makes sense and is perfectly paced. I'd like too see this again with the pacing flaws corrected.
Chuck A. Spear - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm new at this. Thanks for the tip! (Now I just have to decide if I'm enough of a perfectionist to do it!) Hey...ya think this is bad....check out "Junk My Car"- I've got whole extra lines in it!
royce miller - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
another good one, Chuck; the money you don't use for car payments could buy the girl a nice piece of jewelry
Kristof Robertson - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Wapner, Chuck...ALWAYS use a lyric sheet and count syllables..."Babe, you can deride my car" would have worked as well. BUT, you have a great sense of humour, so I have no doubt you'll be writing super parodies really soon. 455...btw..."I said "Baby you might like those shiny new cars with stereos that go thud," has to get the Amiright award for most extra syllables in a line (count 'em, 9!)...I got tongue tied trying to sing that one! :-)
Chuck A. Spear - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I appreciate the comments, Kristof- I know....I really took some poetic license with this one....adding whole extra lines and everything............

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