-> "Junk My Car (true story)"
Original Song Title:
"Drive My Car"
Parody Song Title:
"Junk My Car (true story)"
Parody Written by:
Chuck A. Spear
Asked the lady what she wanted from me.
She said 'Take my car, it's an '83'
The tranny's bad and the radio don't play,
The freakin' thing is in my way!
Baby you can junk my car,(bum bum bum bumbum)
It's a piece of crap by far.
Baby you can junk my car,
And baby I thank you!
So I hooked it to my truck,
She had the keys and title, what luck!
Sold it for scrap, 'cause I know it sucks.
Got me a lousy thirty-five bucks!
Lady I can junk your car, (bum bum, bum bum)
The scrap yard isn't very far.
Lady I can junk your car,
And lady I thank you. ( mbeep-beep beep, yeah!)
Went home that night and got a call,
It was her husband- didn't sound happy at all.
"The wife was mad, she went too far,
I don't care about the piece-of-crap car.
But you see, I'm a cop on the beat,
And my badge and gun were under the back seat!"
Buddy, I junked your car!(bum bum bumbum)
It's a little steel cube by far,
Buddy, sorry for the loss,
And Buddy you need a divorce!
Mbeep-beep, mbeep-beep, yeah..........
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