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Song Parodies -> "Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

It was forty years ago today,
Roddenberry brought to man, a play -
That's been going in and out of style,
But it's guaranteed to raise a smile!
It's hokey melodrama, true,
Attracting homely nerds for years -
Roddenberry's
Lonely Star Trek Fans!

We're Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans!
We hope they will renew the show!

Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans!
Eat snacks and watch our waistlines grow!

Roddenberry's Lonely
Roddenberry's Lonely
Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans

We all wish we could be there,
Deanna Troi's a thrill -
She's such a lovely Betazoid,
We'd like to take her home with us,
We'd love to take her home!

We all really want to watch the show
And we thought you might like to know
That Uhura's going to sing a song
And the Vulcan's harp'll sing along
To Bones and Chekov and Sulu,
To Scotty, Kirk, and Spock, a cheer -
From
Roddenberry's
Lonely Star Trek Fa-a-aaans!

(long interlude of the greatest album in the history of the galaxy...)
(...then...reprise: )

We're Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans!
We bow to Roddenberry's name!
Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans!
In sunlight we'd burst into flame!

Roddenberry's Lonely
Roddenberry's Lonely
Roddenberry's Lonely
Roddenberry's Lonely
Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans!
In darkened basement rooms we dwell!
Roddenberry's Pale And Homely Lonely Star Trek Fans!
We never wash or bathe - we smell!

Roddenberry's Lonely
Roddenberry's Lonely
Roddenberry's Lonely Sta-aaar ... Trek ... Fa-aaans!

WOOO!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 58

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
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 4   6
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 5   50
 51
 48
 

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John Barry - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate Star Trek, but I like this parody.
Stuart McArthur - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
what John said - and I don't know Roddenberry, but it sounds like he should get out in the sun once in a while - nice work Johnny - 555
Bob Konigsberg - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Great! 5's
Guy - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Enterprising!
Kristof Robertson - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
"In sunlight we'd burst into flame!" Niiiice....is it really forty years ago today? Must get my Klingon forehead drycleaned....555
Rex - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Parody - the final frontier. Enjoyed it more that a decanter of Romulan ale.
Olvan The Terrible - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Stereotypes have never been this funny.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
If this is a part of a new mission to boldly go where no Beatles parodies have gone before, then I hope it's a five year mission and I'll say that so far "fives yer mission".
alvin rhodes - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
brilliant.....best one i've read today
Adagio - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Delightful, Johnny! I especially liked the way you worked the funny line..."Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans! Eat snacks and watch our waistlines grow!".....into the music and made it funnier. 5's
Steve K. - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
The lead-in to "With A Little Help From My Friends": Caaaaaap-tiaaaaan Kiiirrrrrrk
rat - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Aw crap! I meant to vote 5s on this, not 1s! Somebody please counterbalance this out!
2nz - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Very fun and entertaining. You know that in "Futurama", Star Trek was turned into a religion around the 26th century.

Preacher: "And Scotty declared it would be NO tribble at all."
Congregations: "ALL POWER TO THE ENGINES"
rat - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I see that the "ones" vote is gone. Thanks to whoever removed it! (Now let's see if you can erase triple-one votes on other parodies.) ;D

Looks like my vote registered as 5,5,5 this time.
Tim Mayfield - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm beaming! Johnny, you got all the angles. Quite photon-genic. If you like this parody, please dial 555-IStillLiveAtHomeWithMyParentsEvenThoughIAm43
Paul Robinson - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Triple Warp 10's (reduced to 5's by voting system limitation) to this...great job, JD...
Adam Eccleshall - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent :-)
Kim West - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Abfabulicious! My own word I just made up for this occasion. It means absolutely fabulous and delicious! I am a bit of a science fiction fan in general, although, I do not consider myself a "Trekkie" or "Trekker." Although, I have seen more than my share to recognize someone has done their research. Logically speaking of course…hmmm…are my ears getting pointy? ^-^
Jack Wilson - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This is great! 555!
Charlie Decker - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the best parodies I've read in weeks. Thank you! 555! I guess I'm not the only one that can pick on nyerds...
Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody will live long and prosper. I'm just glad you didn't say Deanna was certainly a TRILL! Marina Sirtis used to do for me what Catherine Zeta-Jones does now. And she still looks pretty good, but, alas, both actress and character are hitched.
Chris Bodily TM - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You..... Could...... Have used..... More...... Kirk references... in your parody. Other than that, your parody was off the hook! It was highly logical AND funny! I'd give you tens if I could, but you'll just have to settle to 5's.
Johnny D - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody, JB, Stuart, Bob, Guy, Kristof, Rex, Olvan, Peter, alvin, Adagio, Steve K., rat, 2nz, Tim, Paul, Adam, Kim, Jack, Charlie, Michael, and Chris!

Stay tuned for "With A Little Help From Star Trek", "Lucid In The Sky Cloudminders", "A Day In The Captain's Log", and who knows... maybe more... ;-)
John Jenkins - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent title, excellent timing for submission, and excellent parody.
Johnny D - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, JJ.
raddog20002002 - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish I could be like you on this website. If there was a such thing as 10s, I'd give you all 10s.
Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, raddog20002002!
Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See previous comment. Now beam me to the next SOTM parody.
Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy.
Charlie Decker - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above comment. Why do I get a feeling that this is a lock for SOTM? Damn you, Johnny D!
Rex - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I take issue with your characterization - I took a bath once, back in '82.
Adagio - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Already commented. Glad to have the chance to read it again! :D
Ash - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) dunno the OS too well but this was well written!
Agrimorfee - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Combined with the other tunes you morphed from the LP, this ranks very high on your list of achievements.
Melhi - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This would have made the perfect theme song for the Trekkers documentaries. If they do a part 3, I soooo hope they find this and ask to use it.
Stuart McArthur - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - already commented - and I loved the whole album JD
Rick C - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A highly illogical laugh riot.......555
Johnny D - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie, Rex, Adagio, Ash, Agrimorfee, Melhi, Stuart, and Rick C.
Scathe - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Gives me an Idea for a parody about trekkies.
Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, loved the switch to homely!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) One for the Trekkies. Can't wait for what angle you'll take with the 'Captain's Log'. ;)
Claude Prez - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title; awesome stuff.
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm a sucker for great titles. Nice work.
Spaff.com - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic title, lotsa great lines (especially "burst into flame" and "pale and homely"). I'm not a Star Trek geek, but I'm definitely a Beatles geek, so I look forward to reading the rest of the album.
Tim Mayfield - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, I've got your warped 5's right here...
Arwen - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--Didn't read this during the month as I have zero knowledge of Trek stuff...but this paces well...=) Nice job...
Johnny D - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scathe, Jeff, Luke, Claude, Jordan, Spaff, Tim, and Arwen.
Golem100 - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Wayyyyyy too cool! Not to mention too true. *L* This from a Trekker who got a life.
MARCH 2005 SONG OF THE MONTH BRONZE MEDAL - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
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Agrimorfee - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTY 05) Write wrong and prosper!
Red Ant - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(2005 SOTY) Well, I can manage a shower between commercial breaks. ;-) Good work on this OS Johnny D. Warp Five, engage!
Spaff.com - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Still one of the greatest parody titles ever, Captain Small. And more kudos on all the content itself; this time I particularly liked "Eat snacks and watch our waistlines grow."
Yoidy - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Reminds me of Will Shatner's get a life routine on SNL. Lotta great lines here. 5s
Agrimorfee - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Another Johnny D classic rears its big ol' Klingon-sized head to conquer the universe! :D
Matthias - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Live long and prosper
Max Power - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC-Beam it up
Stuart McArthur - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) again, lovely pacing, a great idea, and some killer lines - logically that adds up to 555 I believe Captain
ford - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
With my eyebrow raised, I must say - "interesting"!
Rick C - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) I remember this one, JD. As Spaff said, excellent parody title and parody to match. :-)
Below Average Dave - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Um, something tells me (54 votes and counting) that this is not the first comp for this one;0) Though that's obvious, what's also glaringly obvious is why. . .it's just enough gross (We never wash or bathe - we smell!), futuristic (long interlude of the greatest album in the history of the galaxy...) and just plain funny (It's hokey melodrama, true, Attracting homely nerds for years -) to really make anyone laugh. . .great job here Johnny. . .this is really the first parody I've read by you that really got me going.
The Charnstar - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC - 5-5-5. Trekkies are funny...... hehehe....
Jeff Reuben - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Again, great idea for the song, great title, and I loved the whole thing!
Red Ant - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) I misread "thrill" as "trill" and started thinking "No, Dax is the trill. Johnny D must be slipping. Man, I'm a nerd." ;) Alas, you are correct. See above!
Michael McVey - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Terrific Trek spoof!!!!----MM
Mikey Squirrel - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Parodies... the.. final frontier... these are the funny lyrics of the parody writer... Johnny D. His ongoing mission.. to write a hilarious Star Trek song spoof, to seek out votes and admiration... to boldly write what no man has written before! Great job, Johnny!
Johnny D - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Belated thanks to Golem100, Agrimorfee, Red Ant, Spaff, Yoidy, Agrimorfee(again), Matthias, Max, Stuart, ford, Rick C, Below Average Dave, The Charnstar, Jeff, Red Ant(again), Michael, and Mikey!
Porfle Popnecker - May 27, 2012 - Report this comment
As a Trekker from way back in the TOS days, this gets Warped 5s!

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