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Song Parodies -> "Quarterback Slacker"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Quarterback Slacker"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Quarterback slacker

The New York Giants did a QB sack
And they are holding back a wacky attack
The other New York team known as the Jets
They wanna fight back,and one of them is a quarterback slacker,quarterback slacker

It's the New England team of Patriots
And none of these guys are idiots
The Eagles tackle for the stupid bowl
What a steady game,and there is more than one quarterback slacker,quarterback slacker

Quarterback slacker

It's a bunch of players,settling the score
Jets are gaining 25 points more
They can beat the Giants if the time is right
City versus state,the Giants had a mean quarterback slacker,quarterback slacker

When the Oakland Raiders back up to L.A.
The Rams also back up to L.A. anyway
No more St. Louis Rams,now it's L.A. Rams
But the Raiders knew they had an even worse quarterback slacker,quarterback slacker

Quarterback slacker

Quarterback slacker,quarterback slacker
Quarterback slacker,quarterback slacker (fade)

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2nz - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
It's been a while since I checked out any of your work, but you've definitely improved from what I can see. Nice job on this, although the very last stanza was a bit confusing for me. Really liked the rhymes throughout.
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked this song a whole lot better when I wrote it as "Quarterback Loser." As Randy Moss is now to find out with Kerry Collins as his chucker.

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