Song Parodies -> The Weight
| Original Song Title: | "The Weight" |
| Original Performer: | The Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Weight" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
They pulled into Nazareth
Were feelin' safe, Herod's dead
His wife needs some place
Where she can lay her head
"Hey, Joseph, can you help me
get Jesus ready for bed?"
Joseph grinned, he took her hand,
and this was what he said ---
"Take a load off, Mary
Leave it all to me
Take a load off, Mary
And
And
And
You can put the load
Put the load right on me"
After the Baptist,
He went out into the desert dry
Where He was tempted by the devil talkin' blithe an' sly
Who said,
"Hey Jesus, come on, to me bow down"
He said,
"You gotta go," then some angels came around ---
"Take a load off, J.C.
Quench your thirst, and eat
Take a load off, J.C.
And
And
And
You can put the load
Put the load right on we"
"The law of Moses
says you can't work today,"
The Pharisees said
To Jesus on the Sabbath day
"This day's made for
man, not man for it, you see,"
Replied Jesus as He healed another weeping leper of his misery ---
"Take a load off, and be,
Free from leprosy
Take a load off, and be,
Glad
And
And
You can thank The One
Thank The One who sent Me"
Pontius Pilate ordered him
To be strung up on a log
He said, "I will wash my hands,
after this man's been flogged"
Jesus fell under the weight of
That cross time and time again
'Til Simon of Cyrene
Took it off that Son of Man
Bles-sed was that Simon
Not yet known to he
Was how blessed that Simon
Would
Would
Would
Be for all of e-
All of e-ternity
Hiding from the Romans
Apostles drinking wine
What's that - a ghost? - but no -
It's The Master - He looks fine!
Thomas touches His wounds and
All of his doubts disappear
The Master breathes on them and blows away their fear ---
"Take a load off, and be,
Filled with joy and ease!
Take a load off, and be,
Sent
Sent
Sent
Out to spread My love
Spread My love and My peace!"
Were feelin' safe, Herod's dead
His wife needs some place
Where she can lay her head
"Hey, Joseph, can you help me
get Jesus ready for bed?"
Joseph grinned, he took her hand,
and this was what he said ---
"Take a load off, Mary
Leave it all to me
Take a load off, Mary
And
And
And
You can put the load
Put the load right on me"
After the Baptist,
He went out into the desert dry
Where He was tempted by the devil talkin' blithe an' sly
Who said,
"Hey Jesus, come on, to me bow down"
He said,
"You gotta go," then some angels came around ---
"Take a load off, J.C.
Quench your thirst, and eat
Take a load off, J.C.
And
And
And
You can put the load
Put the load right on we"
"The law of Moses
says you can't work today,"
The Pharisees said
To Jesus on the Sabbath day
"This day's made for
man, not man for it, you see,"
Replied Jesus as He healed another weeping leper of his misery ---
"Take a load off, and be,
Free from leprosy
Take a load off, and be,
Glad
And
And
You can thank The One
Thank The One who sent Me"
Pontius Pilate ordered him
To be strung up on a log
He said, "I will wash my hands,
after this man's been flogged"
Jesus fell under the weight of
That cross time and time again
'Til Simon of Cyrene
Took it off that Son of Man
Bles-sed was that Simon
Not yet known to he
Was how blessed that Simon
Would
Would
Would
Be for all of e-
All of e-ternity
Hiding from the Romans
Apostles drinking wine
What's that - a ghost? - but no -
It's The Master - He looks fine!
Thomas touches His wounds and
All of his doubts disappear
The Master breathes on them and blows away their fear ---
"Take a load off, and be,
Filled with joy and ease!
Take a load off, and be,
Sent
Sent
Sent
Out to spread My love
Spread My love and My peace!"
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A righteous piece of work here JD. All I can say is Amen!
Don't know the original..but looks like you've created a great biblical parody..excellent..5's
A really good one. 5's
JD on JC. Fine work.
Great parody, Pastor D!! 555
Lovely parody Johnny!
c'mon lets get biblical...biblical...let me hear your bible talk...5s
Yeah, but do you really believe any of this stuff, Johnny D?
Thank you all who have commented and voted so far - - - I shall reply more fully later, but I wanted to jump in and reply to Righty. Yes, Righty, I do believe all of it, because I am a Christian. You will notice that I am not going to ask you if "you really believe any of this stuff", since I don't think anybody else's spiritual beliefs are any of my business. Peace be with you. :-)
Blessed are they who give this fives, for theirs shall be the kingdom of humor. And cursed be he who gives this ones, for... oh, forget it, after October 2004, who can believe in curses anymore?
Michael rose to vote some more
Hallelujah
Michael rose to vote some more
Hallelujah
Thank thee, Brother P. Go in peace, to cheer the Yanks once more. ;-)
Hallelujah
Michael rose to vote some more
Hallelujah
Thank thee, Brother P. Go in peace, to cheer the Yanks once more. ;-)
The fact I'm not a Christian doesn't stop me recognising an impressive parody when I see one - this was clever and excellent, Johnny - great work - 555
Thanks very much, Stuart!
Thanks everybody, Guy, AFW, Pat, John, Kristof, Meriadoc, Alvin, Michael, and Stuart! The original song's opening line, " I pulled into Nazareth ", is what gave me the idea for this parody - - - that, plus the original song's overall gestalt as a slow-tempo ballad reminded me of gospel music .... so .... there 'tis! Thanks again! ;-)
That was pretty good, JD...in fact, someone ought to make a book out of it...it work make a good book...hmmm...a good book...good Book...Good Book...hmmm...Yeah! They could call it the "Good Book"...man, what a great idea...I'll get right on it...you know, it could just sell MILLIONS!!! Rich, jesus...YES, I'll be FILTHY RICH...oh...yeah...ummm...5's here...fine labors...Johnny Dee-ith...
Thanks, Paul! Say, that's quite an idea ya got there....could be very prophetable!
Great work Johnny! 555
Thank you, Cookie-man.
Thank you for entering this in the SOTM contest, Johnny. This parody has a very good message for this season of the year. And I especially liked your response to Righty.
Thanks John.
(SOTM) If you had lived during biblical times you shorly would have been one of the vice men...
(SOTM) Looks as if I already voted, but I gave you 5's again..lol. I love this piece, it left me with a smile on my face.
Forgot to put this in my initial comment (SOTM) :)
Always a good write, but I like that devil on your shoulder better than the angel.
(SOTM) Very pleasant, Johnny.
(SOTM) This is very pretty, Johnny!
It's a f*** of a lot better than the sorts of carols that usually get sung around this time...
Just catching up on my thank-you's, folks...thanks very much, Peter, Pat, Cookie-man, Rick D, Scathe, Melhi, and Philbo.
(SOTM) DKTOS and that mp3 link won't work on my wonky comp. 'Twas a great read, though - not that I would expect anything less out of the Honorable Mr. D.
Thanks Emi, you're one classy lassie.
On my first read-through, I took it at face-value: a sincere Biblical ditty that would have fit perfectly in the repertoires of many of the folk groups that inspired Dylan and the Band. But since this a Johnny DD piece, I knew there had to be more to it. So I read it through again as a great big sexual double-entendre. ("Put the load on me," indeed. Heh heh.) But then I felt all of this guilty guilty religious guilt and went back to my first interpretation. Nice job either way, JDD. And Merry Christmas.
Thanks, Spaff, Merry Christmas to you too! And if you want to read it as a big sexual double-entendre, with "Put the load on me" referring to, oh, I don't know, perhaps something of a sexual nature, well, that's perfectly okay with me, and my own belief-system tells me that it would be perfectly okay with whatever Divinity you and/or I personally choose to believe in - I really do mean that - because the only God I believe in is a God with an Infinite Sense Of Humor That Never Takes Offense At Anything And Never Judges Anyone At All.
Amen, brother - he is truly bigger than that...
(SOTM) Johnny, inspiring.
Thanks, Stuart and Tim. Merry Christmas to all!
(SOTM) already commented (twice I notice!)
Tell it brother. Well done.
My fave was the load lines such as "Take a load off, Mary, Leave it all to me" - the whole thing gave me a good smile. I like your approach JD.
(SOTM) See above.
SOTM--Good job!
(SOTM) Despite being a total atheist, I have no problem giving you all 5s on this ;).
Thanks Stuart, Claude, Peregrin, Meriadoc, Jeff, and neminem.
(SOTM) Hmmm...this work is going to make it even tougher to "weigh" my choices in the contest. See my earlier comments, too...
Thank you, Paul. Happy New Year, everybody!
a very appropriate take on the original ... works very well a great parody of a great os
Thank you, martha, and Happy New Year!
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