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Song Parodies -> "Yup, My Driblle Leaks"

Original Song Title:

"Up On Cripple Creek"

Original Performer:

The Band

Parody Song Title:

"Yup, My Driblle Leaks"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

The moral of the story is don't wait too long to use the bathroom when there is only one and a bunch of people around. The original can be heard at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EisXJSsULGM
When I drink out of this fountain, you know that I’ll have to go
Spray down the piss, my zipper’s iffy, as I gulp, I’ll let it flow
My snake snarls like a banana, little messy swirl not so true
It’s cold pee that has gone awry, and my ding a ling is turning blue

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

Some schmuck had a dung spree, in the place that I would go
He went on bath floor within and I threaten to smother him slow
The clod was in disfavor, I’m mad, I tried to shun
I gag again, cough and I just hack, swear he left ‘bout a ton

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

I look up, hall line’s not thinning, as I rave, my piddle’s coming fast
I swore, gave up, screw it I can’t wait, cussed I can’t last
I took one swing with a pole I hurled, at those in front of me
That’s when that piddle bluff of mine, lets me know I’m next to pee

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

I plea as I wait, on track for attack, I hear cries, moans, so I knock
He pled “I can’t make the spray begin, would you come and cheer and gawk?”
Now that close shave to start the knob, was a lot of guff, deceit
I ignore, while my bladder’s more than full, I’m guessing be discreet

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

Go, go soon, go too slow, too slow, go soon
Go, go soon, go too slow, too slow, go soon

There’ll be blood let, you brat, I warn ya’
As I start to sneeze and hold
And your sitting on commode
Is getting pretty old
I profess I’m all in a big trauma, yell, so I’ll be barging in
Then I go, seep down, my pants fermented
They know I peed my trousers again

Yup, my dribble leaks, descends me
If I bring technique, commend me
I just have to seek cheap Depends fee
I’ll grunt and stream but I’ll never get pee done

Soak, soak through, flow is slow I know, so true
Soak, soak through, flow is woe I know, no loo
Soak, soak through, flow is low I know on shoe . . .

Aaahhhh, relief

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John Barry - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Laughed so hard I also wet myself!
Leough - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
This was so funny and relatable! What I'd like to know is, if the rocket scientists can land a probe on a little tiny comet hundreds of millions of miles away, why can't they come up with a solution for the problem you described?
Andy Primus - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
I see that you went with front leaking and I went with rear leaking. Didn’t know you say “loo” in the US. Also surprised to see “piss” in there too. Looks like you’ve been learning some UK only slang. Nice swap with “zipper’s iffy” for Mississippi.
Timmy1000 - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Leough and Andy. Andy, I guess we had leaks from both sides of the pond today. I may have picked up a few words from a couple of visits to the UK - I did have to know what a loo was quite a few times while there.
Ka-Ka Louie - November 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Ahh, another pishy doodoo treatise. Clearly a case of benign prostate hypertrophy. But in a 12-year-old?
Peregrin - November 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Timmy, I feel your pain (but not literally, let's get that straight!). Nothing worse than a line-up. The "My snake snarls like a banana" was a tad disturbing imagery!

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