virgin dames are my game
and i'm flirtin' until obtained
i get them slammed on champagne
and flat on their backs again
with a bottle of ' 65
they get horny...and won't be denied
by half past ten...those women have fell
what a time...and my member served them well

the night i dragged her knickers down
and how her head was ringin'
the night i dragged her knickers down
well, she was plastered and singin'
she went...blah...blah blah blah...blah blah
blah blah blah blah..blah blah blah blah blah

i got no wife...i'm fancy-free
and i love the gals, you see
virgin's flock 'round me
and their goes their chastity
now, they don't mind me gettin' wood
and they ain't scared, while they're gettin' it good
i take what i need and get redressed
and it is heaven...i'm livin' the life that's best

the night i dragged her knickers down
and how her head was ringin'
the night i dragged her knickers down
well, she was plastered and singin'
she went...blah...blah blah blah...blah blah
blah blah blah blah..blah blah blah blah blah

like my father before me
i'm a virile man
i'm no father...believe me
despite my one night stands
if the gal's eighteen...i always crave
lest they're skanky...and they just don't shave
there might be some blood beneath the sheets
you can't patch that thing back up..when its incomplete

the night i dragged her knickers down
and how her head was ringin'
the night i dragged her knickers down
well, she was plastered and singin'
she went...blah...blah blah blah...blah blah
blah blah blah blah..blah blah blah blah blah