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Song Parodies -> "By Grouse, Surprised and Stunned"

Original Song Title:

"House of the Rising Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Animals

Parody Song Title:

"By Grouse, Surprised and Stunned"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

My wife and I go hiking every year in New Hampshire's White Mountains, and we've flushed many a grouse out in the woods...
Just flush
A grouse
When you're hiking -

You'll fall,
Surprised,
And stunned!

And it's caused
The twistin'
Of many an ankle

It sounds
Just like
A gun


My father, was a ranger
He hiked the ridges high

My mother was a ramblin' gal
Gore-Tex on her thighs


Now the only thing
A ruffed grouse needs
To get flushed from its bush

Is a hiker's sigh
When satisfied
And wipin' off their tush


Oh brother
Tell your sister
Not to do what I have done -
Slip into
A pile of your own poo
When by grouse
You're surprised
And stunned


Well I had one boot on my right foot
The other boot on the ground
I'm fallin' back into my crap
Stunned by, that sud-den sound


Just flush
A grouse
When you're hiking -

You'll fall,
Surprised,
And stunned!

And it's caused
The skippin'
Of many a heartbeat

It sounds
Just like
A gun

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Guy - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - Get help. ;-)
Jack Wilson - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOl good job, Johnny!
Adagio - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Does this mean I should look for hidden meanings again? It's getting so that I'm afraid to click on yours, Johnny. Good job.
Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, Jack, and Adagio!

Adagio: If you find a hidden meaning in this one, please tell me what it is - it would have to be something I subconsciously put in, since I did not consciously intend any hidden meanings in this one...or did I...heh heh heh...
Adagio - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I'm beginning to believe that your subconcious works when you don't even mean it to. :D I didn't see anything, but then I didn't look closely.
Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - you intrigue me ... if you found a hidden potential meaning, please send me a pm about it - thanks!
Meriadoc - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Too weird! I love it!
Johnny D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry!
Mari D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
To Johnny and his renegade subconscious -- you need a toilet out there. Then the grouse can flush themselves and leave you and your poo alone! No grousing here... liked it!
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Too weird. Because of that, I liked it.
Johnny D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mari D and Agrimorfee! FLOOFWUFFWUFFwuffwuffwuffwuffwuffwuffwuff......
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Johnny, what's the biggest grouse in New Hampshire? This week, it's whatever comes out of Howard Dean's mouth!
John Jenkins - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Very creative.
Johnny D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, thank you there, JJ !

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