There is a land in farthest East
they call it Rising Sun
and it's been the home of many strange fads
and gundam is just one

With manga and the animee
I can do all just fine
But hentai, it is quite obscene
It crosses me the line

We got the walkman, sudoku
and tamagotchis too
I can remember time back when
karaoke was new

While I do practise aikido
and know about the Zen
the secrets of the chado way
leave me puzzled again

To mention bonsai, Nintendo
Gashapon, pokemon -
I wish there was a seppuku
for those fads of Rising Sun!