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Song Parodies -> "Pigging out on Pies and Buns"

Original Song Title:

"The House of the Rising Sun"

Original Performer:

The Animals

Parody Song Title:

"Pigging out on Pies and Buns"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I couldn't resist it any more... a food parody..Goulston Street is the address of my Law School .. this one is aimed at the students.....Willesden Green is a district in London"Mars bars fried in gunk" are candy bars deep fried in batter .. a Scottish specialty...."Caff "means diner......

There is a caff in Goulston Street
Sells awful pies and buns
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a baker
Sold tarts and gypsy creams
My father was a garbage man
Way down in Willesden Green

Now the only thing I did really eat
Was fruitcake and all that junk
But the food that really did satisfy
was a Mars bar fried in gunk

Oh Mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Not to spend your lives in sin and gluttony
Pigging out on pies and buns

I've got both feet on that treadmill
Feel like screamin out in pain
But I ain't goin back to Goulston Street
Cos it'll all have been in vain

There is a caff in Goulston street
Sells awful pies and buns
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, Martha ... at least it wasn't about Haggis Praline.
John Barry - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
What Johnny said. "Willesden Green" is also a song by the Kinks, I believe.
Tim Mayfield - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it. But why does the title not have the 'g' from 'pigging', when you used the 'g' in the song? 5's
Phil Alexander - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
hi - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
i like pie more than i like watching glue dry
dddddddd - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
sucks go get a life!!!

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