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Song Parodies -> "Ben Affleck's Back"

Original Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Back"

Original Performer:

The Angels

Parody Song Title:

"Ben Affleck's Back"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Ben Affleck recently proposed to Jennifer Garner. Crank up your Bennifer-Parody-Machines, folks!
[Spoken:]
Ben went away from the spot-lit crowd
When "Gigli" bombed, hid out of sight
And we all thought Bennifer was through
'Til Ben got a new Jen, and proposed one night...


Ben Affleck's back, and he's givin' Jen a bauble
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

She can see him comin', babbling his turkey-gobble
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

She's been spreading thighs, now payment is due
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

So once again, there's a Bennifer-of-Two
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

Hey---the paparazzi's clickin'
J---Gar who the Ben's binndikkin

Ben's been gone for such a long time
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

Out of sight 'cause "Gigli" was slime
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

We're gonna be sorry he was ever born
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

'Cause he's kinda dumb and his acting's corn
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

Hey---he knows his fame is fleeting!
Now---he's gonna take a beating!

What made Ben think we'd believe he's so wise?
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo!)
He's a big doofus and we'll cut him down to size!
(Wah-ooo, wait and see!)

Ben Affleck's back, and he's a media sensation
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

His mind is truly on a permanent vacation
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

Yeah, your boyfriend's wacked!
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
Get out now, Jen, your boyfriend's wacked!
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
(Oh) Can't you see it comin' ?
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
Girl, you better get a-runnin' !
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
Not bright now!
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
DUH - DUH - DUH - DUH - DUH
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
Your boyfriend's wacked, YOW!!
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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John Barry - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives for this: "who the Ben's binndikkin," as well as the rest. Looks like a Dutch noun.
Serafina - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't heard the original in a while, but I remember it pretty well. Nicely done, JD.
The Ben Afflec Duck ( Red Ant ) - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Quack? Maybe the choice of Jennifer Garner is not coincidental. Since his last was Jennifer Lopez maybe he has a Jennifer tattoo. :)
alvin rhodes - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
at least he doesn't have to remember a new name to scream out in bed...nice job on this...5s
Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I think we've got the "Alias" that Ben's been living under. Nice try, Johnny, a definite five, but Spaff's still got the ultimate Ben Affleck song... and, even I must admit, the best "Wreck" parody, and they're the same song. Besides, how can you write an Affleck parody without mentioning Matt Damon? You could've rhymed it with "the love that he's proclamin'" or even "Matt's devotion he's shamin'."
2Eagle - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder how many more girlfriends he'll have named Jennifer.
Rod - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking of wacked.. Gotta admit, tho, this is definitely one of your tamer ones, JD, and a great one as well. I, too loved that Dutch noun you coined!
Rick C - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Your three 5s are back. This is lots of fun!...555
Adagio - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun one to read, Johnny! 5's
Johnny D - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB, Serafina, Red Ant, Alvin, Michael, 2Eagle, Rod, Rick C, and Adagio.

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