[Spoken:]
Ben went away from the spot-lit crowd
When "Gigli" bombed, hid out of sight
And we all thought Bennifer was through
'Til Ben got a new Jen, and proposed one night...


Ben Affleck's back, and he's givin' Jen a bauble
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

She can see him comin', babbling his turkey-gobble
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

She's been spreading thighs, now payment is due
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

So once again, there's a Bennifer-of-Two
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

Hey---the paparazzi's clickin'
J---Gar who the Ben's binndikkin

Ben's been gone for such a long time
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

Out of sight 'cause "Gigli" was slime
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

We're gonna be sorry he was ever born
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

'Cause he's kinda dumb and his acting's corn
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

Hey---he knows his fame is fleeting!
Now---he's gonna take a beating!

What made Ben think we'd believe he's so wise?
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo!)
He's a big doofus and we'll cut him down to size!
(Wah-ooo, wait and see!)

Ben Affleck's back, and he's a media sensation
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

His mind is truly on a permanent vacation
( J-Gar, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)

Yeah, your boyfriend's wacked!
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
Get out now, Jen, your boyfriend's wacked!
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
(Oh) Can't you see it comin' ?
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
Girl, you better get a-runnin' !
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
Not bright now!
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
DUH - DUH - DUH - DUH - DUH
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)
Your boyfriend's wacked, YOW!!
(Hey, J-Gar, your boyfriend's wacked!)