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Song Parodies -> "My Boyfriend's Whacked"

Original Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Back"

Original Performer:

The Angels

Parody Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Whacked"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

Many years ago, my friend Marty suggested that I parody this tune and sing it. Step one is done!
He went away, and you hung around
It bothered me not a bit
I had great fun going out with you
Now that he's back I'm a little scared

* * *

My boyfriend's whacked, and I prob'ly should have told you
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
He's a crazy bastard and he won't just stop and scold you
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
He's been in the clink and I've been untrue
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
And there's a reason that he's got that "death" tatoo
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)

(Hey, he'll send you off to heaven)
(With his AK-47)

He's been gone and he's such a mean one
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
He's a nutcase and he has a submachine gun
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
But we'll still see each other and I think we can hack it
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
All we have to do is find a straitjacket
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)

(Hey, he really knows ballistics)
(Could you be one of those statistics?)

It looks like this could be the very last straw, uh oh... uh oh...
You're a big man now but watch out for his chain saw, uh oh... uh oh...
Wait and see!

My boyfriend's whacked, I know there's gonna be some drawbacks
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)
It's too late now, 'cause he is gonna give you anthrax
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's whacked)

Yeah, my boyfriend's whacked...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Leah Lockhart - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I think I might have dated this guy at some point! Nice work. 5's
Johnny D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Keep your pocket pepper spray canister handy, Mari - and hit 'em with these three 5's. Happy Thanksgiving!
Guy - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Who are you dating? Atilla the hun? Nice parody, this one rocks, Mari. 5 uzis.
Mari D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, all! Happy TG! And this really IS NOT about Rick... really...
Guy - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmmm, did I just put 2 and 2 together?
Meriadoc - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! Great job!
Tim Hall - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! The original song is pretty unpleasant and violent to begin with, so it is an improvement.
Boyfriend - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Whun we wer datin, ya never seeemed t mind. ya awayz said no whun ya mint yez, anywho.
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Killer job, Mari! LOL funny, 5-5-5 caliber!

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